Today’s rumors are sponsored by Essence magazine, who have the lovely Mary J and her hubby on their cover. See cover below.
EMINEM TO DISS MARIAH?
I
heard that Eminem is going to diss Mariah Carey? I heard this a day or
so ago, but I totally ignored it. You know, it was some crap – in my
mind! I heard that there is a song coming out that’s going straight at
Mariah Carey, according to OK! Mag. I heard that Mariah has already
requested that the muscle at Def Jam exercise their industry biceps on
this one. If Em strikes, Mariah could strike back with a JD produced
track! A few years ago, JD recorded a song that went at JD and Dr. Dre
and – real talk – he shut it down. In all reality, these 30-plus
singers and rappers should just crank out some good music. Leave the
dissing to the kiddies.
LIL’ KIM DISSES WHITNEY HOUSTON!
Ahhh…I
gotcha! Lil’ Kim Kardashian dissed Whitney, not the rapper Lil’ Kim!
Apparently there is some stupid new song out that is comprised of a
voice mail from Kim K. to Ray J. In the voice mail, Kim K is reportedly
defecating on Whitney Houston, Sir Ray’s new flame. As you know, Kim is
the ex-J. Somebody hacked into Ray’s phone or something, took the voice
of Kim and put it to a beat. Somebody has too much time on their
hand…but I have to admit…I want to hear what Kim K. has to say about
Ms. Houston. By the way, I heard Kim K’s big butt got her a job as a
P#### Cat Doll Caesear’s Palace.
MORE ON THE STREET TEAM FIGHT!
My
girl Dina the Diva sent me her account of the street team fight between
Def Jam and Bad Boy. (This letter isn’t edited for length or clarity.)
Hey
wassup Illseed..its ya girl Diva and I was at the Fabolous in store cd
signing. I was in the front of the line and that fight was crazy!!…
and guess what??!!..It was over some posters!! HAHAHA!!…def jam
street teams was promoting..and out of nowhere, here come bad boy
street team, with their p.diddy and young joc posters…the bad boy
started yelling “baaaaad booooy, baaad boooyyy”…and the next time we
see a p.diddy poster being kicked to the street….that was dumb funny.
I aint gonna lie, we was all laughting…and then a fight broke
out…lol…..I don’t recall a bat being used but oh well…and nobody
ran…we just stood there and watched…lol…that it…I saw fab in
the end…he was nice.
TIVO USERS UNITED!
OK,
so I made a new friend named MegaZone. And he’s a reader of the rumors
and shared some information on the rumors about TiVo. So, MegaZone runs
a site called TiVoLovers.com. Here is what he had to say about these
horrible rumors about TiVo doing away with the Fast Forward button.
“That
rumor keeps coming up, and TiVo keeps denying it. I talk to people who
work for TiVo regularly, and they’ve always assured me there are no
plans to disable fast forward. It doesn’t make sense for them to do so
– they sell advertising metric data and alternative ad methods directly
to advertisers. If anything, making the 30-second spot less viable is
better for their ad sales.”
He
also countered that DVR users might actually be the ones that have that
issue with no fast-forwarding. We’ll see! That might just be some
inner-industry hate.
JILL SCOTT DIVORCE?
Now,
waaaaaaaaayyyyyy back I heard about an R&B singer that was possibly
going to get a divorce. Because I like Jill Scott so much, I didn’t
want to do any harm. I’m soft like that, pause. I know that she was
reportedly having some issues, but now it appears to be official.
According to a certain morning show, Jill revealed that her marriage
has come to an end. Now, this is only gossip, but that’s sad should it
be true.
NICE, MOM AND DAD
I
heard that Paris Hilton’s parents (PHP) have already started planning a
“Get out of jail” party for the young socialite. Now, her daddy is a
billionaire and he’s already been approached by a number of Las Vegas
venues, which are willing to host the bash. I heard I am going to get
invited by PHP.
GET BETTER DADDY YANKEE!
Shout out to Daddy Yankee! The Reggaeton superstar came in the Billboard Top 10 with El Cartel: The Big Boss,
82,000 sold! I heard that he was supposed to perform in New York like a
week ago, but didn’t because he was sick. He was reportedly exhausted
and was unable to rock to the huge crowd. Get better, buddy!
I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY
There
is a new term called “cupcakin’” and it means to hug up excessively.
And, guess what? There is a new hot R&B song called “Cupcakin!’” JD
needs to sign these guys asap! After this rumor page is done, I am
going to be cupcakin’ with Sanaa Lathan. Pleasae don’t bother me.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES!
YO! I heard that Rosie O’Donnell wants to replace Bob Barker on “The Price Is Right.” Very ballsy.
AKON!
Cut that out! Akon has recorded a song, “Sorry,” where he apologizes
for dry-humping a 14-year-old girl. He also says sorry to Gwen Stefani.
He does take a shot saying, “Daddy shouldn’t have let her out that
young.”
I
heard Brit Spears completely wrote her mother out of her will.
Apparently, Britney is mad that her mother made her go to rehab. Ain’t
that a kick in a stomach? She was just trying to help her seed.
I heard that Bang ‘Em Smurf is coming home this summer and he’ll be deading his beef with 50 Cent.
Shar Jackson has denied that she is 7-months with K-Fed’s seedling.
I heard that Kim Mathers might be pregnant? Ahhhh, I’m just going to leave this one alone.
Management
for Cheri Dennis issued me a statement to me after the close of the
rumors yesterday. I couldn’t use the statement for reasons unknown. 😉
You
know Tamia? She’s a singer that I am fond of, but her career has taken
a back seat to babies. And she is now preggers with another baby, due
in August I heard.
LIL JON AND RHYMEFEST! (Shout out to Konee!)
WHITE CHICKS WITH GANG SIGNS!
POLL – WHO CONTROLS HIP-HOP!
Ice-T and Coco are a power couple like no other! Did you know that Coco didn’t know about Ice-T’s mega career!
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
Click here for yesterday’s rumors and call it a re-run!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHO: illseed
WHAT: Rumors
WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed
HOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at ahhrumors@gmail.com.
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