SIGNS: Alex Rodriguez Forced To Issue “I’m Dominican” PSA Following Courtside Skingate
Y’all leave A-Rod alone.
SIGNS: Scientists Have Engineered Artificial Testicles—From Vermin
Non-human artificial testicles, who would’ve thought!?
SIGNS: Oxford School Shooter’s Mother Charged With Manslaughter In First-Of-Its-Kind Ruling
An unfortunate story.
Beyoncé Wax Figure Draws Comparisons To Actress Leah Remini: “I Am Screaming!”
Who do you think the wax figure looks like?
Did Travis Scott Tweet Stealthy Response To Joe Budden’s Grammys Shade?
La Flame is literally unbothered.
Ginuwine Really Used To Beat Down NBA Hoopers & Concertgoers In Early 2000s?
Apparently, Ginuwine is really like that!
SIGNS: Government Employee’s Son Displays His Father’s Decapitated Head On YouTube
A Pennsylvania man is in police custody after it was discovered he murdered his father, beheaded him and presented his decapitated head on social media. The gruesome occurrence was discovered on January 31, when authorities say a man named Justin Mohn was arrested with a gun at a National Guard base. Mohn is accused of […]
Eminem’s Racist Raps Resurface Amid Benzino Beef—Again
History lesson in full effect.
50 Cent Fans Are Debating If He’s Lost Too Much Weight: “He Just A Quarter Now”
What if this is the launch of the G-Unit weight loss campaign.
T-Pain Has Been Working On “Grand Theft Auto 6” On The Low
Learning this makes waiting until 2025 for GTA 6 that much more painful.
SIGNS: eBay Sent Spiders, Bloody Pig Mask & Other Disturbing Items To Elderly Couple
Who knew eBay was this ruthless….
Rick Ross Sends Doomsday Bunker Challenge To Elon Musk: “I’m Impressed But Guess What?”
Rick Ross is goin to be the biggest bunker boss.
Skilla Baby Says Woman Is On “Some Charleston White Ish” After Alleged $20K Interview Fee
According to the woman who runs the YouTube account WooladyyTV, Skilla and his manager charged her six-figure sums multiple times while trying to schedule the Detroit rapper for an interview.
Taylor Swift’s “Swag Surfn” Clip Sends Twitter & MAGA Train Into Frenzy
T-Swift is a loose cannon for this one.
SIGNS: Brazilian Island Visited By 10-Foot Tall Alien Beings?
This whole seeing aliens thing is becoming way too normal of an occurrence.
SIGNS: Alaska Airlines Plane’s Panel Blows Out Mid-Flight; Sparks “Burnt Toast” Debate
This is actually insane to think about.
SIGNS: Was Massive Miami Mall Police Response Over Aliens & Not Unruly Teens?
Is this a cover-up or just some crazy teenagers causing trouble?
Blueface Responds To Fan Theory He’s Visibly Suffering From Venereal Disease
This is definitely an “AYO” moment for Blueface.
Kanye West Trends After Amber Rose & Chris Rock Paparazzi Photos Hit The Net
Can somebody say “Yeezy taught me,” because this is literally something straight out of “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.”
