Nebraska man takes cruise on Enchantment of the Seas. Then 2 windows blow out: ‘No thanks’
‘And this is why I will never go on a cruise!!’

‘This happens all the time’: Midnight ballerina reveals the biggest ick she gets from customers. Then a bartender chimes in
‘A lot of men go to the club to flex on other men.’

Florida man orders $35 worth of DoorDash. Then he immediately has to throw it away: ‘Lord when you showed the dog I lost it’
‘I won’t be ordering DoorDash for a while.’

‘Don’t let her hear about Quentin Grimes’: Girlfriend asks boyfriend how Kelly Oubre Jr. is doing this season. He’s upset by the question
‘That’s a sign and a red flag.’

Houston woman buys $12 press-on nails from Marshalls. Now she’s vowing never to return to the salon again: ‘Try SHEIN too!’
‘I can’t believe how good the quality is on these.’

Woman goes on a Princess Cruise. Then she goes out dancing at the night club: ‘Not the clurb I’m used to’
‘THIS is why I only cruise Princess.’

Texas parents make $400 deposit for kid’s birthday party. Then the ice storm hits—and the venue refuses to honor it
‘Even American airlines refunded people.’

Woman goes to see show at the Sphere in Las Vegas. She had no idea it was like this: ‘When I tell you it was one of the scariest things I have ever done’
“They should sell shirts that say “I had a panic attack at The Sphere.”‘

‘If the cook comes out the back it’s about to be on’: San Antonio man goes to Jim’s. Then he gets ‘dinner and a show’
‘Is Jim’s san antonios waffle house?’

Petco traumatizes woman after she walks in, sees the state of the hermit crabs. Now she’s issuing a warning: ‘I’m heartbroken’
‘My local Petco HATES to see me coming for this exact reason. Quick to call them out.’

‘And our drinks?’: California woman goes through McDonald’s drive-thru. What the worker does next shocks her
‘You were his 13th reason.’


Houston woman goes through Starbucks drive-thru. Then someone cuts her off—and says something ‘racist’ when customers call it out
‘Insanity. I’m so glad you stood up for yourself and so many others.’

Los Angeles man raves about Kohler trash can. Now Costco can’t keep them in stock: ‘Y’all made this man a star’
‘I bought it bc of you and I LOVE it.’

‘I’m gonna get in trouble’: Colorado worker serves husband and wife. They tip 25%. Then they call the restaurant—and ask for him
‘What in the Sabrina Carpenter?’

After lifetime of dating women, a New York model tried dating men. Now she’s sharing everything she learned. What is the ‘babysitter technique’?
‘Im a career nanny and babysitter technique WORKS, which ruined my dating life.’

‘I learned something new today’: Utah woman goes through McDonald’s drive-thru. Then she gives the worker her code
‘Best part of my day.’

FedEx worker throws 48-inch crate on South Carolina woman’s dog. Now the poor baby can barely walk
‘The John wick in me would have come out quick.’


