Minnesota man gets quoted $800 for installation of a new garage door opener. Then he sees Genie, Chamberlain openers are $200: ‘Can someone tell me why?’
‘ That’s why I buy my own and install them myself!’

Maryland man goes to Harbor Freight for knee pads. Then he realizes they’re completely different now: ‘Designed with a woman in mind’
‘I don’t know why women think hardware stores and tool stores are for men only…’

Woman walks the halls of the Great Wolf Lodge alone at night. Then she sees something chilling: ‘That’s the great wolf himself’
‘Great wolf DODGE.’

Michigan rancher feeds the baby bunnies. Then they notice something unusual in the pen: ‘They were hiding it’
‘They were hoping you wouldn’t notice.’

Man travels to St. Louis for Cardinals game. Then he requests a hotel room with a fridge—and is shocked to discover the bed: ‘I can’t do this’
‘They saw the Mariners jersey and gave you the haunted room.’

‘Its same at Dunkin’: New Jersey woman orders from Starbucks drive-thru. Then she tries to add a drink for her co-worker—but the barista refuses
‘She just wanted to be rude.’

‘Broceries’: Boston woman orders Gillette razor refills. Then her grocery delivery arrives. The driver got the right thing—there’s just one problem
‘Tell me that a man shopped for your grocery delivery order…’

Longhorn Steakhouse never answers the phone. So a Cleveland customer picks up—and helps them out: ‘They need to hire you sis’
‘At this point just clock in.’

‘I dont blame her for not trusting you’: California man helps woman at the bar. Then his girl goes off on him on speaker in the Uber. You won’t believe what happens next
‘This isn’t the flex you think it is.’

New England man goes to McDonald’s. Then he realizes the Hotcakes are more expensive than the Big Breakfast with Hotcakes: ‘Weird’
‘ Big breakfast is most underrated item.’

Missouri woman goes to Walmart. Then she notices something unusual about the Wish-Bone salad dressing: ‘Pizza Hut Salad Bar had these’
‘That is the best dressing EVER.’


Los Angeles man takes late-night Uber after work. Then a 20-something Caucasian woman bangs on the glass asking for help at Raising Cane’s: ‘Had a Louis Vuitton purse’
‘White girl wasted is a true term.’

Oregon woman gives her Citibank card to Chevron worker. She can’t believe what she gets back: ‘Are you kidding me?
‘The reason I would rather pay in cash.’


Texas woman works at Twin Peaks and H######. Then she gets a surprising new job: ‘I actually got lucky’
‘It’s always a dead end road..’

Texas woman gets home. Then she opens this ‘creepy’ handwritten letter from her male neighbor: ‘Should I be concerned?’
‘Do not engage and never open your door.’

A North Carolina woman adopts a Shih Tzu from a shelter. Then he starts growling at her night one: ‘They told me he was spicy’
‘Maybe he’s not a morning dog?’

Bev cart girl goes to Mariners game in Seattle. They put her up on the big screen for Speed Dating game—and it backfires in an unexpected way: ‘I’m annoyed for you’
‘And this is why we stalk before a first date.’

Denver woman goes to bar with Hinge match. She ends up picking up the entire $60 tab after he refused to give his credit card: ‘I would’ve just sent him a Venmo request’
‘I have never been more shocked and appalled in my entire life.’
