‘I would have left’: Florida woman goes to Sprouts for the viral $29.99 family meal. Then a worker says something shocking
‘ Whole Foods is fire tho.’

New York server explains the difference between stemware, jelly glasses, and quartinos—then a former bar owner dines at her restaurant: ‘He wanted a courtyard Marriott pour’
‘This man tried to gaslight me at my own restaurant.’

Newark Uber Eats driver delivers order near cemetery. Then his dash cam catches ‘ghost’ trying to get into his car: ‘Bro drive’
‘This the most paranormal activity i’ve ever seen.’

Philadelphia man goes to Walmart. Then he tries to buy the JBL Party dupe: ‘Speaker is LOUD’
‘$150 at Costco gets you a way better speaker.’

Missouri woman looks at her aquarium. Then she notices an uninvited mystery hatchling slithering around: ‘I don’t have any fish in here’
‘Why is it twerking on your gravel?’

New Orleans woman goes to Sam’s Club. Then she notices something problematic about this inflatable pool toy: ‘Why??’
‘I saw the ballon dog version at BJ’s.’

Texas woman goes to Walmart. Then she looks at their fan display: ‘Walmart… I have a question’
‘You’re not a fan?’

Driver goes to Pennsylvania truck stop. Then he sees what the shower costs—and something else: ‘Gonna scar me for the rest of my life’
‘This is why my husband only goes to Love’s.’

Florida woman goes to H######. Then she says it’s because they went bankrupt: ‘Twin Peaks or nah’
‘Chicken wing queen is back.’

Minnesota man gets quoted $800 for installation of a new garage door opener. Then he sees Genie, Chamberlain openers are $200: ‘Can someone tell me why?’
‘ That’s why I buy my own and install them myself!’

New England man goes to McDonald’s. Then he realizes the Hotcakes are more expensive than the Big Breakfast with Hotcakes: ‘Weird’
‘ Big breakfast is most underrated item.’

Missouri woman goes to Walmart. Then she notices something unusual about the Wish-Bone salad dressing: ‘Pizza Hut Salad Bar had these’
‘That is the best dressing EVER.’

‘Not a place for kids’: San Antonio man drives by restaurant with a giant shark on the outside. Then he realizes it’s not a seafood restaurant
‘ Enter at your own risk.’

Los Angeles woman goes to Twin Peaks and H######. Then she goes to Ojos Locos: ‘Have you SEEN the girls who work at Ojos?’
‘As a former twin peaks girl, you’re so right.’

Woman reaches for rotisserie chicken at Los Angeles Sam’s Club. Then a woman grabs it out of her hands: ‘Walmart type behavior’
‘I would’ve lost my membership that day.’

‘Tried to spend $175’: Atlanta woman gets in Lyft. Then Amanda the driver steals her wallet
‘It’s always Lyft.’

New York City bartender serves woman. Then the customer asks what her favorite wine is: ‘I fell into her trap’
‘ I have some horror stories, and this is one of them.’

Woman reveals the top 3 places to meet ‘banana bread baddies.’ Then she shows how to spot her: ‘She’s not the girl in the full Lulu set’
‘Banana bread baddies are outside, respectfully.’

Man DMs Michigan personal trainer on Facebook for workout session. Then he asks her something shocking: ‘This is why I don’t train men’
‘ I will never train a man again.’

