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Hip-Hop Rumors: Eminem, Mariah Carey, Akon, Ice-T!

Today’s rumors are sponsored by Essence magazine, who have the lovely Mary J and her hubby on their cover. See cover below.

EMINEM TO DISS MARIAH?

I

heard that Eminem is going to diss Mariah Carey? I heard this a day or

so ago, but I totally ignored it. You know, it was some crap – in my

mind! I heard that there is a song coming out that’s going straight at

Mariah Carey, according to OK! Mag. I heard that Mariah has already

requested that the muscle at Def Jam exercise their industry biceps on

this one. If Em strikes, Mariah could strike back with a JD produced

track! A few years ago, JD recorded a song that went at JD and Dr. Dre

and – real talk – he shut it down. In all reality, these 30-plus

singers and rappers should just crank out some good music. Leave the

dissing to the kiddies.

LIL’ KIM DISSES WHITNEY HOUSTON!

Ahhh…I

gotcha! Lil’ Kim Kardashian dissed Whitney, not the rapper Lil’ Kim!

Apparently there is some stupid new song out that is comprised of a

voice mail from Kim K. to Ray J. In the voice mail, Kim K is reportedly

defecating on Whitney Houston, Sir Ray’s new flame. As you know, Kim is

the ex-J. Somebody hacked into Ray’s phone or something, took the voice

of Kim and put it to a beat. Somebody has too much time on their

hand…but I have to admit…I want to hear what Kim K. has to say about

Ms. Houston. By the way, I heard Kim K’s big butt got her a job as a

Pussy Cat Doll Caesear’s Palace.

MORE ON THE STREET TEAM FIGHT!

My

girl Dina the Diva sent me her account of the street team fight between

Def Jam and Bad Boy. (This letter isn’t edited for length or clarity.)

Hey

wassup Illseed..its ya girl Diva and I was at the Fabolous in store cd

signing. I was in the front of the line and that fight was crazy!!…

and guess what??!!..It was over some posters!! HAHAHA!!…def jam

street teams was promoting..and out of nowhere, here come bad boy

street team, with their p.diddy and young joc posters…the bad boy

started yelling “baaaaad booooy, baaad boooyyy”…and the next time we

see a p.diddy poster being kicked to the street….that was dumb funny.

I aint gonna lie, we was all laughting…and then a fight broke

out…lol…..I don’t recall a bat being used but oh well…and nobody

ran…we just stood there and watched…lol…that it…I saw fab in

the end…he was nice.

TIVO USERS UNITED!

OK,

so I made a new friend named MegaZone. And he’s a reader of the rumors

and shared some information on the rumors about TiVo. So, MegaZone runs

a site called TiVoLovers.com. Here is what he had to say about these

horrible rumors about TiVo doing away with the Fast Forward button.

“That

rumor keeps coming up, and TiVo keeps denying it. I talk to people who

work for TiVo regularly, and they’ve always assured me there are no

plans to disable fast forward. It doesn’t make sense for them to do so

- they sell advertising metric data and alternative ad methods directly

to advertisers. If anything, making the 30-second spot less viable is

better for their ad sales.”

He

also countered that DVR users might actually be the ones that have that

issue with no fast-forwarding. We’ll see! That might just be some

inner-industry hate.

JILL SCOTT DIVORCE?

Now,

waaaaaaaaayyyyyy back I heard about an R&B singer that was possibly

going to get a divorce. Because I like Jill Scott so much, I didn’t

want to do any harm. I’m soft like that, pause. I know that she was

reportedly having some issues, but now it appears to be official.

According to a certain morning show, Jill revealed that her marriage

has come to an end. Now, this is only gossip, but that’s sad should it

be true.

NICE, MOM AND DAD

I

heard that Paris Hilton’s parents (PHP) have already started planning a

“Get out of jail” party for the young socialite. Now, her daddy is a

billionaire and he’s already been approached by a number of Las Vegas

venues, which are willing to host the bash. I heard I am going to get

invited by PHP.

GET BETTER DADDY YANKEE!

Shout out to Daddy Yankee! The Reggaeton superstar came in the Billboard Top 10 with El Cartel: The Big Boss,

82,000 sold! I heard that he was supposed to perform in New York like a

week ago, but didn’t because he was sick. He was reportedly exhausted

and was unable to rock to the huge crowd. Get better, buddy!

I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY

There

is a new term called “cupcakin’” and it means to hug up excessively.

And, guess what? There is a new hot R&B song called “Cupcakin!’” JD

needs to sign these guys asap! After this rumor page is done, I am

going to be cupcakin’ with Sanaa Lathan. Pleasae don’t bother me.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES!

YO! I heard that Rosie O’Donnell wants to replace Bob Barker on “The Price Is Right.” Very ballsy.

AKON!

Cut that out! Akon has recorded a song, “Sorry,” where he apologizes

for dry-humping a 14-year-old girl. He also says sorry to Gwen Stefani.

He does take a shot saying, “Daddy shouldn’t have let her out that

young.”

I

heard Brit Spears completely wrote her mother out of her will.

Apparently, Britney is mad that her mother made her go to rehab. Ain’t

that a kick in a stomach? She was just trying to help her seed.

I heard that Bang ‘Em Smurf is coming home this summer and he’ll be deading his beef with 50 Cent.

Shar Jackson has denied that she is 7-months with K-Fed’s seedling.

I heard that Kim Mathers might be pregnant? Ahhhh, I’m just going to leave this one alone.

Management

for Cheri Dennis issued me a statement to me after the close of the

rumors yesterday. I couldn’t use the statement for reasons unknown. ;)

You

know Tamia? She’s a singer that I am fond of, but her career has taken

a back seat to babies. And she is now preggers with another baby, due

in August I heard.

LIL JON AND RHYMEFEST! (Shout out to Konee!)

WHITE CHICKS WITH GANG SIGNS!

POLL – WHO CONTROLS HIP-HOP!

Ice-T and Coco are a power couple like no other! Did you know that Coco didn’t know about Ice-T’s mega career!

TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!

Click here for yesterday’s rumors and call it a re-run!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

-illseed

WHO: illseed

WHAT: Rumors

WHERE: AllHipHop.com, MySpace.com/TheIllseed

HOW: Send your rumors and ill pics to illseed at ahhrumors@gmail.com.

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