LIL WAYNE REAFFIRMS THE FACTS
We already know the Hot Boys are coming back in full force, but let me reiterate it like Lil Weezy Wayne. The University of Florida in Championshipville had a concert with Fab and Wayne the other night. Both Fab and Wayne did the damn thing, but the crowd went super crazy when Wayne said, Do yall remember the Hot Boyz? Well, guess what? We’ree Baccccckkkk.” On top of it all, Wayne almost didnt get to perform, because the local Hip-Hop police were searching his dressing room for anything they could arrest him on. He nearly left, but stayed to perform. I heard that it was a proverbial day of happiness for all students.
Oh yeah Wayne is supposed to be doing some sort of Pay-Per-View concert. Interesting.
SWIZZ BEATZ OPENS HALF A CAR DEALERSHIP
How do you open half of a car dealership? You have to ask Swizz Beatz that one. From what I heard, Swizz is the first Hip-Hop artist to open half of a car dealership. Well, this is the plan, from what I heard. Swizz is open up a half car dealership during Superbowl weekend in Phoenix, AZ. The bottom part of it will sell whips and the top will be a club. So, ballers and actually buy a car, and go upstairs and make it rain. Aight now HOLLA DEN.
RAY-J AKA SUPER CAT
I guess we have to find a name for Ray-J for his next career move. Ray J is penning an autobiography called Sex Machine. I heard he plans to let the cat out the bag on all the chicks hes slept with. Does this sound familiar? No, I dont mean it sound desperate. It sounds to me that hes following in the footsteps of his former boo, Superhead. I think he needs a new name. I propose Super Cat, but that might be disrespectful to the Reggae artist. Send me your suggestions to email@example.com.
FOXY BROWN STILL WORKING FROM JAIL
Well, Im hearing that Koch has invested quite a lot of dinero in the Foxy Brown project and they intend to make their money back. From what I heard some of the Foxy vocals have been passed over to Movado, who is a serious G over there in Jamaica. I heard that they got the song together and it shall be called Fire and its one of the last songs for Foxys new CD. But Fox planned the collaboration way before she got incarcerated, because she shouted Mov out on the track. If I was Foxy, I would shout out random names like Nas, Jay, TI, and others just in case Koch could get them on the album.
BOBBY BROWN FINDS GOD
I know God has to be mad at people only finding him and Jesus after they get into some mess. Well, rumor has is Bobby Brown is the latest celebrity to locate God in his time of strife and pain. I heard that hes found himself a church institution in Los Angeles, which focuses on self help. I heard that, aside from not having any money, the stress of not having his daughter with him and his divorce have gotten him down. On the other side, Whitney Houston seems to be doing better than ever now that Clive Davis has cleaned her up.
WOW TERRIBLE ANNA NICOLES PRE-DEATH PICTURES ONLINE
I am sure you will be able to view this morbid scene soon, but the pictures of Anna Nicole Smith are out there on the net. The images are very sickening and graphic pictures of her right before she died. In the pictures, it is clear she is alive, but very messy with vomit all over her. But, they are saying that she was totally inebriated when the pictures and actually looked deceased at first sight. Also, rumor has it that the pictures were taken by her man Howard K. Stern. Why would somebody that supposedly loved you take those type of pictures know they would leak. They always leak when you are dealing with a star like Anna Nicole. Anyway moving on.
AMERICAN GANGSTER TRACKLISTING
Oh, yeah that CD cover that people said wasnt legit is legit.
Jay-Z American Gangster Tracklisting according to iTunes:
You Dont Know
And The Winner Is
I Get Money (Remix)
Shout out to Andre Berto, who beat down David Estrada in the Taylor / Pavlik under card fight.
Not a rumor. Wu Tangs 8 Diagrams has been pushed back to Dec. 4. Also, Wu is the first rap group to officially clear a Beatles sample.
I keep hearing that Nas is dropping another CD in December. Apparently, he made the announcement in Canada.
Common has apparently started work on his next film and its supposed to be dedicated to J. Dilla. Dilla saved a lot of lives and careers.
There is a rumor that Ciara and 50 Cent are now living together in Atlanta um I dont know, but I am going to have to say thats luda as in cris.AHH AUDIO RUNDOWNWant to hear 50 Cent rap like he’s from the UK? Click on “So Serious”Eminem sounds like he is ready to return to rap. Check out the freestyle. What would it sound like if Young Buck, Lil Scrappy and Lil’ Murda were on a track? Something like “Come and Catch Me”Project Pat is the “Rubber Band Man”...he’s a walking bankroll. All you rappers! Get down with the Ill Community and maybe you can be on the next mixtape. Click here to listen to Volume 2 of the IC’s best rappers and producers. I’m proud of the IC…this is tight. Click to listen to the whole CD.
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
I might have to stop this madness. These signs are depressing and cutting years off my life like cancer.
How can you be a 10-year-old girl with a 13-year-old baby daddy? My friend, click here for the way to do it.
A teacher makes a 7-year-old girl strip naked in front of her whole class for not doing her homework? Read about it here!
Do you want to hear an interview of Plies sounding intelligent and intellectual? Orlando and the Freakshow from WLLD/Wild 98.7 got this from him! The world is ending (just kidding..this is a really good interview)!
Click here and see a reenactment of the Jena 6 fight as played by students in blackface. They can really act..act ignorant.
PHARRELL ON THE SET OF BLUE MAGIC
PEOPLE STALKING PHARRELL (MORE BLUE MAGIC STUFF)
This was very Micheal Jackson-like very MJ.
ROLLING OUT CHECKED OUT YOUNG JEEZY AT HIS HANGAR PARTY
There are days like this, when nothing is really happening in the rumor world. If something pops off, I am on it or email me about it. Im always nearby. In the meantime, check out the news section for the latest in factual reporting.
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