I’m letting you know now, I am TIRED! I will see what can be done later on. HOLLA!
50 CENT AND CIARA: CANDIES AND FLOWERS!
I heard 50 Cent is the romantic type even though he raps about not loving da h-words. Over the weekend, he supposedly sent a plane of candy, roses, rose petals, cake and chocolate to Ciara during the World Music Awards! Since its her 22nd birth day, I heard he said he would give her 22 parties in various hot spots across the nation.
So, I talk to Jigsaw, one of the bosses of AHH. This fool tells me that Sunday he was out to lunch in New York City with his people. Well, he’s at a well known and beloved eatery and tells me that he was in the booth next to actress Lauren London. This fool (sorry!) tells me he didn’t even say anything! What’s his major malfunction? Anyway, you all know I personally would have lost all my cool and played myself like Julia Roberts in the Oceans movie (sorry for the bit lyric Budden)! Jigsaw (or Grouchy Greg for that matter) aint the boss of me! Since yall have been calling for it, I will have to do an ill pics with Lauren London. A jpeg is as close as I am going to get to her.
“I COULDNT TAKE AKON AND HIS THREE WIVES?”
‘I couldn’t share Akon with his three wives
This is what The Voice claims. The UK paper printed an expose about Akon and one woman that couldnt go through with marrying Akon. Here are some of the quotes from the interview.
Rachel Ritfeld a model – was supposed to be wife number four for Akon, according to the report.
“I want a man who thinks that I’m God’s gift to creation and I can think the same of him”
“The reality check really came when Akon told me he had his fifth child with one of his wives. For the first few months I got completely freaked out because even though I knew he had other wives, I never really thought about him being with them because his main attention was always on me – or so I thought.”
“There was never any friction. Akon was honest with me about his mutiple wives from the start, which never got in the way of our relationship because his wives live in various parts of the world, so I thought why fix it if it’s not broken? But now I have a had a complete change of heart.”‘
“The one thing I wanted from Akon was for him to be monogamous to me but he could not grant me my wish,” said Rachel.
SMH – DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF!
I cannot believe that a 43-year-old man has been charged with defacing the Tupac statue at the Tupac Amaru Shakur Center for the Arts in Stone Mountain, Georgia. Dude is charged with a felony. SMH.
JAY-Z PULLS ALBUM FROM ITUNES!
Jay-Z suddenly pulled his CD from iTunes! Something is coming down the pipeline! I wonder what?!
“As movies are not sold scene by scene, this collection will not be sold as individual singles, Jay-Z said in a statement.
You know me ever the conspiracy theorist! I think something is definitely up with that! We shall see what the deal is though. From my perspective, there is some corporate grappling or Jay-Z is letting his creative vision mess with his money! FYI: the album is still listed in iTunes.
YOUNG H-O, VOICE OF THE YOUNG PEOPLE!
Remember that kid that was in the Roc vid? How could you remember him when you havent seen the video yet? Well, check the video and see if you recognize this young dude that did this a few years ago.
RUFFEL BAG BOY! (DUFFEL BAG BOY PARODY)
The Lil Wayne character is HIL-AR-I-OUS! HAHAHAHA! IM HUNGRY!
People are so silly.
BIG HAWK MURDER INVESTIGATION UPDATE!
Big Hawks former manager wanted to get a message out to those that took her friends life. Here it is:
I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I WAS HAWK’S MANAGER AND FRIEND FOR 8 YEARS, AND BLESSED TO HAVE KNOWN SUCH A TALENTED ARTIST AND REAL PERSON.
THE CHICKEN SHIT MURDERERS WHO TOOK HIS LIFE SHOULD BE CONCERNED. THE INVESTIGATION IS SO CLOSE TO YOU, THAT YOU SHOULD FEEL THE BREATH OF JUSTICE JUST ON THE BACK OF YOUR WORTHLESS NECKS. YOU WILL NOT KNOW A MOMENTS PEACE. PLEASE LET ME BE CLEAR ON THIS – NEITHER I NOR ANY MEMBER OF HIS FAMILY ARE OUT FOR REVENGE. WE ARE NOT MURDERERS LIKE YOU. WE SIMPLY WANT JUSTICE.
IF YOU ARE READING THIS TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU KNOW WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL PERSON WORKING LAW ENFORCEMENT ON THIS CASE.
SHE ONLY TAKES A FEW CASES PER YEAR, BUT HAS SOLVED VERY DIFFICULT MURDERS IN SEVERAL STATES, AND CONTACTED US REGARDING THIS CASE WITH VERY HELPFUL INFORMATION ABOUT THE LOSERS WHO SHOT BIG HAWK.
THE INVESTIGATORS ALREADY HAVE A GREAT DEAL OF INFORMATION. IT WAS NOT MISTAKEN IDENTITY. THE WANNABE LOSERS THAT COMMITTED THIS CRIME ARE ALREADY KNOWN TO AUTHORITIES, AND SHOULD GET READY TO GO AWAY FOR A WHILE.
HIS FAMILY AND I HAVE ASKED THAT THE SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR THAT CONTACTED US, TO DEAL DIRECTLY WITH AUTHORITIES, RATHER THAN FAMILY. NONE OF US WANTS TO
KNOW THEIR NAMES OR FACES, UNTIL WE SEE THEM IN COURT. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO, LIKE PUT OUT HIS NEW MUSIC, AND FEED HIS KIDS.
HE DIDN’T DESERVE TO DIE, HIS CHILDREN DESERVED A FATHER, HIS WIFE DESERVED HER HUSBAND, AND HIS MOTHER DID NOT DESERVE THE LOSS OF YET ANOTHER SON.
Why is E-40 or his people saying that he has a Vitamin Water deal? He has 40-Water, but not no dag on Vitamin Water like 50. It was a miscommunication.
Wanna see Snoop get into a fight with UK police!?! Click here!
I heard Marys wig got pushed back again! Fans will just have to wait another week.
Online sources report a note sent by the Wall Street analyst firm Cowen and Company asserts that the Justice Dept. will OK the Sirius-XM merger within the week.
What New York radio personality was raking leaves in Harlem? Not a good look, but a persons gotta do what they gotta do!
Saul Williams new album, The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust, offers fans a unique option. You can get it free or for $5. If you opt to pay, you get some cool free stuff like a digital booklet. Saul is the homey.
Shawnna aint make it to the Roc. I heard the Def Jam subsidiary is looking to bring in another force from the Dirty. Cant say who right now
Shout out to Big Tigger. Hes the official DJ for the Washington Wizards from what I heard!
Carlos Santana is getting a divorce after 34 years of marriage. His spouse, Deborah, has filed for divorce.
REAL GANGSTER AKA RANDOM QUOTES!
Kanye West via his blog on American Gangster:
American Gangster was super dope! Me and Common went 2 see it yesterday at the Grove. Common told me he originally went out for the role of Frank Lucas’ cousin who was in the military. They told him he looked 2 young for that part (but he was old enough to play T.I.’s dad, LOL!) In the movie Frank Lucas was clean and classic, every outfit… I thought 2 myself I’d like 2 dress like that when I’m older, minus the occasional bell bottoms and butterfly collars.
Britney Spears on sexing Kim Kardashian:
“I really love Kim’s butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast.”
On losing to Kanye West, 50 told the NY Daily News:
“[My album] was No. 1 internationally the week it came out. It was the No. 1 European album! It’s all about the numbers at the end of the day. “
IM MORE LUDACRIS THAN FRANK LUCAS!
Behind the scenes on Ludas new video.
Excuse the language, but this is pretty funny. We take layouts! We take you girls pictures right off your page! Kill yo self!
DUO LIVE FEATURING AL B. SURE AND FABOLOUS!
Duo Live are an upcoming act and they are doing something a lotta acts cannot do! They can get Al B. Sure, Fabolous and Whodini in one video! AHHHH pretty cool stuff.
RIHANNA’S…INTO THE LADIES?
I AM OUTTA HERE!
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
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