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Hip-Hop Rumors: Angel Lola Luv’s Implants EXPOSED! Jim Jones Vs. Max B!? Diddy’s American Idol?

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

YESTERDAY’S RUMORS!

Hip-Hop Rumors: Rihanna Goes Nude! Nas To Get Dropped Over N-Word? Uncle Murder Shot.

THE NEWS RUN DOWN

EXCLUSIVE: Uncle Murda Talks Shooting

Dr. Jan Adams Says Surgery Practice “Destroyed”

Rapper Rock Released From Prison

Masta Killa Named Most Animal Friendly Rapper

Atlantic Issues Statement Regarding Lil’ Kim Being Dropped

TODAY’S RUMORS!

DIDDY WANTS YOU!

Diddy wants another assistant and he is using the internet to find his candidate – kinda. I don’t know what happened to the first round of youtube boobs, but he is at it again. Stay tuned for the rumor below. First, peep the site WorkForPdiddy.com (is he going back to P.Diddy?). Also, click here for further details.

Here is the rumor. I heard that Diddy is going to be taping at all this open calls and it is all going to be turned in to a television series like American Idol or something. I don’t think I can hold an umbrella long enough to be Diddy’s assistant.

CHUCK D ADDRESSES THE DEF JAM RUMORS

There have been Def Jam rumors swirling around for some time as to who will replace Jay-Z as the president of the label. Well, Chuck D of Public Enemy weighed in a ways back and outlined a plan on how he would do the label the Russie & Rick built. So, Chuck D told us his thoughts on the rumor that Def Jam wasn’t going to (immediately) fill the position left by Jay-Z. He told AllHipHop.com, “It’s really disappointing that Universal decides not to replace the vacated Def Jam job. Its sort of expected, and a primary reason why the music business has collapsed. The sports world relies on a mix of business people, coaches, ex players and players to further an organized growing path in what it does. Its why it does well and we remain fans. I’m embarrassed at how musicians and artists in other genres of music make us appear to be greed infested, structure-less idiots when it comes down to the organization of black music and culture.”

To punctuate his point, Chuck D told AllHipHop.com, “It is quite clear that these folk could care less. The same thing that happened to Motown, is Def Jam’s fate. In my opinion the fact that 10-15 individuals in the guise of hovering buzzards are given keys to the culture based on their alliances with these corporations, is a partial reasons for the troubled condition its in. Hence music and especially this urban, black, whatever you want to call it, is an incestuous inner circle of usual suspects that are financially trusted over black culture by a select ‘ other few’. Its evident that we are not the same people.”

SPEAKING OF DEF JAM – UNCLE MURDER SPEAKS!

Uncle Murder thinks the NYPD could have shot him. The rapper also said it was some street beef.

“If anybody, I think it may have been the NYPD. But who it ever it was that did it, they missed because I didn’t even know I was hit. One of my crew told me that my face was bleeding and took me to the hospital. They said I still have a bullet in my head and if I am sexually active it will fall out [laughs].”

BLACKBERRY GATE FOR DETROIT’S HIP-HOP MAYOR!?

I don’t know, but I don’t think that Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick likes being called the Hip-Hop Mayor. Right now, that might not be a good idea. He’s being accused of “flirting” it up with one of his top aids (chief of staff Christine Beatty) via Blackberry. What’s getting him in trouble is he allegedly lied about the matter under oath.

According to rumor, this is the transcript of the digital liason:

KK: “I’m madly in love with you.”

CB: “I hope you feel that way for a long time. In case you haven’t noticed, I am madly in love with you, too!”

KK: I’m at Laker game. The security doesn’t believe I’m mayor. Mike is pulling out all kind of shirt to prove it.

CB:And, did you miss me, sexually?

KK: Hell yeah! You couldn’t tell. I want some more. Don’t sleep!

KK: That’s the first time that I couldn’t fully seduce you. My game is off. LOL! Thanx for the conversation and the QT! Love you!

CB: LOL! Your game is way on baby! “you had me at hello!” Jerry McGuire 2000. LOL. I just didn’t want to get caught.

LOLA LUV ANGEL IS EXPOSED!

I don’t know who did this, but somebody leaked out crazy bumpy shots of Lola Luv’s backside and basically proven that her tail is phat based on butt implants. Well, see the supposed prove below!

Maple syrup with those ‘cakes please…

Also: remember this woman who tried to get butt implants and it failed? Oh yea…think about her before you get that butt inserted with some silicon or saline.

STATEMENT RELEASED ON ROCK’S RECENT ARREST

I got a press release. I am a Heltah Skeltah / Rock & Ruck fan…but why are they releasing a press statement and capitalizing on a attempted murder rap? LOL!

Rock’s Attorney, Kenneth Montgomery, issued a statement today on Rock’s behalf and his statement reads:

“Rock was released from Rikers Island prison today after posting $125,000 bail. He was indicted for assault and attempted murder charges and will be arraigned on the felony indictment in Brooklyn Supreme Court within the next month. Rock vehemently denies all charges and patiently awaits his day in court.”

Meanwhile, Rock will be busy prepping his solo Mix-CD, Shell Shock, which will feature Sean Price, Buckshot, Smif N Wessun, Rustee Juxx and more and also putting the finishing touches on his highly-anticipated reunion LP, D.I.R.T. (Da Incredible Rap Team), with Sean Price (AKA Ruck) as the duo re-form Heltah Skeltah,. D.I.R.T. (Da Incredible Rap Team) is currently slated to be released in the summer of 2008 on Duck Down Records.

Rock is available for interviews to discuss his upcoming projects.

Rock…whew…good luck.ILLSEED QUICKIES

I hear Mia X – former No Limit Soldier – is about to release a gospel rap CD. Hmmmmm….

Remember Sara Stokes from Da Band? I heard she just signed a deal with Universal Records.

If you love Soulja Boy, you can download his new mixtape. Click here to get it.

Ron Artest recently got booted from a club. Click here for the boring video.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

What state of mind would a first grader to be in to bring a knife and a gun to school on Hump Day? That’s what happened according to my girl Joshie. According to deputies in Sallisaw, Oklahoma a kid dumbed out and came to school strapped down like Rambo. Luckily, another student had his hand screwed on right and told the teacher. The teacher got the gun, which was in the child’s backpack. The kid said he found the gun and knife in his home. The father was being deployed to the Iraqi war and the mother was very upset at the ordeal. Good news is nobody was hurt.

ILL PICS!

You didn’t know? Snoop is the THE O.G. – ORIGINAL GOTH!

Here is the story:

25-year-old Dani Graves and his 19-year-old fiancee Tasha Maltbry were left howling in the street after they were removed from their bus and prevented from boarding another because of their ‘pet- pet-owner-type relationship.

One bus driver refused them stating there were, “No pets allowed.”

That’s nothing. Snoop said, “I’ll take your pet and raise you one.” (This is a few years ago at the MTV Awards.)

MAX B / JIM JONES BEEF!

This just in: I am hearing the there is a big time beef with Max B and Jimmy Jones. Word is Max is calling Jim a “swagger jacker.” More on this, I promise!

NO, WE ARE NOT GONNA LOVE YOU.

Yes, “American Idol” is drying up, but I caught this dude on the net. This guy thought he could sing better than all of the other artistseseses. Check him out and get a really big laugh. Joshua Boson of Beufort, SC is about to be the next World Idol. Who need Simon anyway? Jennifer Hudson would be proud, Josh!

TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

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