A London man is nursing his penis back to help after fire fighters had to pull it out of a toaster, according to the Mirror. There’s no word on how he got it stuck in there, though I’m sure we all have our own personal theories, but at least London’s firefighters saved the day.
This isn’t an uncommon occurrence in London as firefighters say they’ve dealt with a spike in lodged dongs over the past three years.
I know sometimes times get hard but please don’t have sex with appliances, mmmkay?