Hip-Hop Rumors: T.I. Almost Beat Up C. Brown? Beyonce's Rock Shows Up! Palin's Black Grandson?

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All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

THE VMA’s

THe VMA’s were OK. If you missed it or want a running diary of the evening, click here.

KANYE’S NEW STYLE

I heard a rumor that I think maybe coming true. I don’t know, but i heard that on Kanye’s next album, he is going to use the vocoder the whole thing. When I first heard this, I dismissed it as a pure lie, but I thought about what I heard from him in the last few appearances. Then I heard his new singing song last night, and that solidified that rumor for me. We’ll see. I’m not sure how T-Pain is going to feel about it…LOL.

T.I. REHEARSES TO BEAT CHRIS BROWN’S A$$!

You know T.I. has a mean streak and I heard that it almost bubbled over this weekend. Now, I heard that Chris Brow had somehow “crashed” the rehearsal session with T.I and Rihanna for that new T.I. song. I can’t remember the name and I am being lazy. But, I heard the situation was tense, because Chris was interloping. Somebody talked to mediatakeout.com and detailed the near-fight. Chris Brown allegedly interrupted the T.I. and Rihanna time together because Brownie was clowing around the stage area. Tip reportedly said, “Can someone get this little [cuss word] out of here?” They said Chris Brown said something slick, a move that almost got him beat down. T.I. said, “I’m not playing with that boy, I’ll hurt him.” They made Chris leave.

AKON IS OFF THE HOOK

The promoters of the Akon show in Guyana have released a statement saying there was no beef at that show where he allegedly struck a female fan.

“We are shocked to hear that there is a video clip circulating that suggests Akon treated a fan badly during his August 30th performance in Guyana. There were no incident reports stemming from the event. Despite a late start, the concert was a tremendous success and we hope that Akon will come back soon.”

I hope so. Akon is so cool and this is no Guyana Tragedy.

THE REAL DEAL ON LIL WAYNE/40 GLOCC/SPIDER LOC

Somebody hit me up about the whole 40 Glocc thingy. I mean, I know its ancient history, but since Wayne refused to answer, here is some more info.

“1st 40 Glocc didnt do anything, he f**ked up the whole situation, it wasnt even going to go down like that. Spider was the one who set up that situation and was headed over to speak to lil wayne, 40 Glocc popped up at Spiders studio with the lil live cam and when the people at the studio told him Spider had left to go holla at lil wayne, he promptly followed the large group of people with live cam in tow, then hopped out the car and started slapping baby and slims suv windows, yelling out this crip. Now for the most part everybody that was with Spider THOUGHT 40 Glocc had some pull or something and they mistakenly started doing the same with all the hollering and yelling. But thats all it was, and then they called security, and 40 Glocc was the first 1 out of there, and Spider wasnt able to go talk to Lil Wayne how he wanted too, and the whole thing blew up into 40 Glocc vs Lil Wayne, when in reality 40 has no legitimate problems with dude, and jumped on Spiders bandwagon then makes the whole thing a publicity stunt. The point being Spider knew Lil Wayne was there and was going to talk to him and 40 Glocc comes f###### up the situation making n***az look stupid.”

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

Rihanna. Her style at the VMA’s was hi-jacked from somebody else. Look over at illseed.com to see exactly who she swagger jacked.

Ludacris is decidedly looking to move into acting fulltime. Even though there are some legitimate 40-year-old rappers, he’ll have none of it.

Have y’all seen commercials for the new Sam Jackson movie with that fly chick? Well, I heard the story is based on a real life series of events. The only thing is, I heard the case is still ongoing and he still lives next to them. LOL!

Check out Lil’ Wayne as he “calls out” Eminem to do a track with him. Earlier this year he said Em was “afraid” to get on a track with him.

I heard Travis from Gym Class Heroes is dating a singer named Patty Crash, who lives in Philly by way of Iceland.

I am hearing that Grand Puba of Brand Nubian is not locked up for reasons unknown. I hope not.

PALIN’S DAUGHTER HAS A BLACK BABY DADDY?

Check out this video. This dude is claiming that he’s not allowed to see the birth of his kid. He claims that he’s the actual baby daddy and that other fellow is a better person politically. I don’t think this baby is going to drop before the election. I wanna see what he/she looks like.

This plot has thickened. They might reconsider their views on abortion if they think the father is Black. LMAO!

SHELZ’S ARBITRARY MOMENTS

Shelz to Bow Wow … Get Your Game Up!

For anyone who is concerned; Game killed Bow Wow in the Konsole Kings Madden Challenge. As a matter of fact, little man got skunked in the first quarter. JD showed up, I guess as moral support; but it doesn’t seem his presence helped much. The final score was 55-23. Maybe Lil Wow had his new lady on his mind. Ante up son. Bow Wow claims Game cheated. Click here to view it.

Sarah Palin Makes Diddy Shut the F-bomb Up? Maybe the Hip Hop Community Should Reconsider Her Nomination.

Kim Osorio and That Book with the Long Ass Title.

Think what you want about the lil lady, bottom line is she’s smart as hell. The oxygen has met the spark and she’s fanning the flame daily. This is what she has to say about her interview with Toure during which he suggested EIC’s doing the horizontal mambo with artists is bad business:

“I know you haven’t heard of the sex police, but reading this excerpt reminds me that they are out there. I have a confession to make. I had sex…. Now, the sex police are looking for me. They have invaded hip-hop and I wanted to warn my fellow women. Be careful who you have sex with. And don’t ever EVER talk about it. As a matter of fact, just stop having sex or they will find you. I have identified one of them. Earlier this week, secret agent Toure of the Black Carpet division. I am looking for more, and I will warn you when they reveal themselves.”

Can’t Be Too Mad at Bleek Now Huh?

[Illseed note: Love LL Cool J…definitely not a fan of this mockery of his true swagger in the 80s! We don’t generally do commercials, but this one is apalling!]

ILL VID

Some kids are in the library working on a project. I didn’t even realize people still went to those things call libraries. Anyway, this guy went to the library, got off his computer hoping to come back to finish his project. When he returns, a girl is at his computer. According to the dude, she refused to give him his spot back AND she (either intentionally or by accident) deletes his entire project. The following is what happens next:

This is what you call losing your temper in 2008.

ANOTHER ILL VID

I wish I had female fans like this. The weather man has male groupies with stalker tendencies!

SHAMELESS EYE CANDY GALLERY

Angel Lola Luv is rappin’ now so get ready, y’all!

Don’t you dare flatten your tail feather, Kim!

I don’t even care for his one and her messy ice cream. Truly, a lazy post.

LADY DRAMA ROCKS!

Lastly, shout out to Cuba, where I am hearing Hurricane Ike has hit. Best wishes and many prayers.

Beyonce’s Wedding Ring Makes it’s DebutHell with a ring this big it needs it’s own separate debut! According to sources Beyonce rocked the 18 carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring on the Fashion Rocks red carpet photo’d above! I hear the ring costs a staggering 5 million. Damn if Negroes can spend this much on rings, I wonder what he’ll donate to the Barack campaign since he’s a supporter? Just a thought! Oh watch out now! Jeezy registered to vote…… Lets hope he’ll start a trend for others who idolize him to follow! Good look! All those who haven’t registered to vote go get it, you have up till 21 days before the election to do it but why wait that long? Although I must say I’m disappointed that he said he fu*ked with Mccain because he greeted him like a G! Foolyness at it’s finest 😉 Usher Tameeka Update… Don’t believe the Hype….A good source of mine says that Tameeka was at a recent performance Usher gave in NY at the NFL Kick-Off Pre Show and the two looked to be on great terms. So who knows with these two! What i do know is that Tameeka is more than likely pregnant and is happier than a pick four winner! Like that comes as a surprise $$$$$! Sneak Peek:’Soul Men’ Starring Bernie Mac and Samuel L. JacksonCheck out the trailer for the late Bernie Mac’s new film Soul Men which is showcases the journey of two remaining members of the popular ’70s soul band, The Real Deal, during a road trip to the Apollo Theater for a musical tribute to their recently deceased front man. Issac Hayes also makes an appearance in the film as well! Check out Soul Men when it hits theatres on November 7th! Lady Drama’s Food For Thought: Kim Kardashian is set to release an album…… please tell me what did we do to deserve this? The Wire’s complete season 23 disc DVD collection is available for sale on Dec 9th for $249.00! Damn to all the ladies whose men love the Wire, my budget for the holidays is already f*cked up, thanks HBO for putting the icing on the cake 😉 Bow Wow had a sex scene on last nights episode of Entourage…… I’m not impressed 🙁 Why is it that people are coming out with new news at the VMA’s like homosexuals out the closet? First 50 and Ciara…now Kanye… what’s next? Go hard or go home folks 😉CUBA, WE LOVE YOU!