STOP THIEF!: A Couple Of Signs The World Is Coming To And End

CAN’T SELL A STOLEN CAR FOR CRACK NO MO?

A man has been arrested for stealing a CAR and running out and selling it for crack. Here is deal though. This dude went out to a dealership and took a car for a test drive. That test drive, which took two hours, he found somebody that would sell it for a couple of rocks of CRACK. The dealership in Austin, TX let the man test it, but didn’t permit him to leave the lot. He left the lot and Carlos Sergio Valdes, 50, took the 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe to a lady that gave him a couple rocks for it. The crack head then decided to call in a report saying the car was stolen. They found the woman who had the car and she dimed both of them out, she admitted to giving him CRACK for the TRUCK. Only Valdes went to jail though and remains on $80k bail. that Tahoe is worth about $40k.

CAN’T STEAL AN iPHONE NO MO?

These dudes CRAY! On of there cell phones got stolen and they wanted to get it back. Man, this thing wasn’t even an iPhone 5 but they deemed it worthy enough to track the theif! Now, this would have really been cool, if the stolen phone lead them to Compton or Brooklyn. That would be totally awesome and then the video would be very different. But they caught the dude and beat him down, pepper sprayed him and the snot was all over the place. YUCK!