I heard a nice, new rumor about the man Tim Dog! To this day, nobody knows if Tim Dog is alive or dead. But my sources tell me that the rapper legend and original d-o-g has some women working on his behalf! Apparently, they are helping the Dog stay hidden from some other women that want him to pay restitution for crimes he committed while he was “alive.” Seems like ol’ Tim Dog may be up to his wild ways somehow some way. Who would do such a thing? I guess the dog just got game with the ladies, eh?
I don’t know.
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry! -illseed.
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