THE EMINEM DELAY…
You know, we can all breathe a
collective SIGH regarding Eminem and Dr. Dre. Why? We’ve been waiting forever on these dudes. From
what I have been told most recently, Eminem’s delay
with King Mathers is Marshall is renegotiating his contract with Interscope Records. One the paperwork is all finished, we’ll get that new CD.
Also, a more reliable source than the Enquirer told me that “Em is NOT with Marni, that entire
thing in the National Enquirer is straight bull***t, they had to have made that
up for something to talk about.” Now, from what I understand, they were doing
some stuff, but it is over.
REGGIE
BUSH AND KIM KARDASHIAN ON THE ROCKS?
No, they aren’t using crack…well,
maybe they are using Kim’s crack. Anyway, according to theyfb.com, Reggie Bush
and Kim Kardashian might be in bad shape. A few days
ago, the pair attended a basketball game and his ex stepped to her and layed into both of them right there. They say Reggie just
looked at the woman like he didn’t know what she was talking about. Well, that
only added to her rage. Then the lady said that her and Reggie have been having
sex for the past two years and had done it as recently as Saturday. All Kim
reportedly said was, “F**k you.”
In other rumors, I heard that Kim is insuring her butt and
has denied completely that there is any fake junk in her trunk.
TAMPA TONY IS STILL ALIVE!
There is a terrible rumor spreading throughout The Sunshine
State saying that the popular rapper hung himself in
prison today. I am here to tell you all that this simply isn’t the case. Tampa is alive and he’s
actually trying to get himself out of jail from that third felony conviction.
He’s now serving a life sentence, because he’s a repeat offender. Anyway, he is
awaiting appeal. Stay tuned…
THE HUSLTER ON DETOX!?
Remember Smooth Da Hustler?
Certainly, you do! I put up some audio a ways back. Guess what he’s been up to?
Smooth Da Hustler told AllHipHop.com, “I was just with Rhymefest working on a joint for the Detox
album. Us and Dangerous LLC, [Chris] Styles and them.
We were sketching something up for the Detox album.
Not sure if it’s going to make the final cut but we were working on that.”
I guess this album is coming out eventually, but nobody
knows when. Anyway, this is good to hear: the hustler is back!
Just a reminder!
MORE ON THE HOT BOYS REUNION
I know there has been some discussion on if the Hot Boys
reunion was real or not. I am hearing that it was very, very real. At one
point, I heard BG got on the mic and was extremely
emotional and seemed to be on the verge of crying. I’m not saying crying like a
baby, but more like tearing up. Now, on the flip side, I heard Baby aka The Birdman wasn’t emotional at all. He was mostly into
his Blackberry all night. That’s about all I have for now.
SOULJA BOY’S SUPER
PIMPLE
What happens when Soulja boy has
to get surgery on a pimple so big.
RAZ B – DEAD BEAT
DADDY?
I thought I knew it all about Raz
B, but I was wrong. I am sure this will come with a response or an explanation.
I heard the homey Charlamagne of the Wendy Williams
show was talking about how much of a proud poppa Raz
B is. You might not remember Raz, but he is the dude
that claimed to be molested by Chris Stokes and then recanted. This is funny
and then it's not. I heard from a source that his kid turned two years old and Raz sent the boy $20 and a card. LOL.
Now, I can hear the outrage from all the baby moms out there, but seriously…B2K
has been over for some time now. Raz might not have
the money just yet. I did hear that he and his big brother are working with
Floyd Mayweather now…
PAULY SHORE IS A RACE
HATER
I think Pauly Shore
needs to find that rock he crawled out from under and then hit himself with it
until he’s no longer conscious. I find it strange how all of a sudden Black
people are so prosperous because they are IN FACT…BLACK! For over 400 years,
being black was often associated with higher mortality rates, higher homicide
rates, incarceration rates, and a myriad of other ills…but not in 08! Peep the theories
of reverse discrimination of Pauly Shore
aka Gerald Ferraro.
What a loser this dude is. He had his chance years ago on
MTV and the corny movies he did. He is what we call a has
been.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Remember a few months back, when R&B singer Rell got busted for charges related to weed? Well, I heard
that he got off and the charges towards him were eventually dropped.
You might have seen pics online
purporting to be the busty mother of Tocarra. Nah,
that’s not her moms. This I know.
I know there are some that don’t want to hear anything about
50 Cent, but for the latest diss to Terror Squad, click here. Tell me
Photoshop aint the new diss
record!
RANDOM QUOTES
Mariah Carey on her relationship with Eminem:
“Please! I never had any type of sexual relationship with
that man. I can count the number of people I’ve had sex with on fewer than the
fingers on one hand.”
Young Buck on getting that G-Unit money:
I’m still waiting on a royalty check period, I never
seen a royalty check since I’ve been signed with G-Unit. Put that one
in big black letters n***a!
Rick Ross tells Rolling Stone about his love of rolling up and
getting stoned:
If I'm dozin' off and I hit a
blunt, it's like I just slept for four hours. I see colors when I get high -
life looks like a box of Fruit Loops."
Lauren London to Jewel magazine:
“I’ve had my heart broken twice. It’s been a long time since
I’ve been in a relationship. That’s the story of my life, though. I have to
feel a connection that’s far from sexual. It just has to be right.”
[Illseed note: please…I am the
ONE.]
John Larry Ray, brother of James Earl Ray, defends his brother
as a mere patsy in the Assassination of Martin Luther King Jr
[The Daily News]:
"Martin Luther King Jr. was a man admired by millions,
but my brother didn't kill him. I believe my brother was not only misused by
conspirators within our government but also greatly misconstrued as a 'racist'
and a 'murderer' by the media."
SIGNS THE WORLD IS
COMING TO AN END
People are totally gone.
Police have arrested a 17 year old for giving her child and
two other kids crack cocaine. That’s right. She allowed her 2 year old to eat
CRACK. Well, here is the whole story. She went out to go sell some crack and
left these kids with somebody else. When she came back from a long, hard day of
selling crack, she saw that the kids were playing on the plate where she had
cut her coke up. Yeah, they ate some ROCKS. She didn’t want to take the kids to
the hospital and then her son had a seizure. She did and inevitably ended up
snitching on herself. All three kids tested positive for crack cocaine.
LIL WAYNE’S
FREESTYLE ON WESTWOOD
LIL WAYNE
ON DJ SEMTEX
BUSH’S DISNEY COMMERCIAL – 5 Year Anniversary of the Iraq
War.
Rumors are a bit shorter today than usual. I’m a bit tired. BBL.
Here is a recent song by Smoothe The Hustler and Trigger