By illseed
DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
YESTERDAY'S RUMORS
Hip-Hop Rumors: Jay-Z & Beyonce's 2nd Marriage? Lil' Wayne Boo'd? Kanye Sued! Did Jadakiss Jack A Rapper?
TODAY'S RUMORS
DIDDY AND JAY-Z ARGUE?
According to the Indo-Asian News Service, Diddy and Jay-Z had a fight over the weekend at Cannes. What over? The limelight? The report says that Diddy had a party and he and Jay engaged in a war over the spotlight. Finally, Diddy took the lead when he took over for the DJ, effectively putting all the light on himself. Apparently, Jay-Z and Diddy started to yell back and forth over the limelight? Anyway, a source said that it was a “nightmare” for the party organizers. They said it was all resolved when they came to the agreement to sing, “New York, New York.” UMMMMMM…sounds like Jay and Diddy had a lil’ fun that some outsiders missed. I really can’t imagine these two fighting over the limelight when they can walk any where, in any city, state or nation and get that. Anyway, Beyonce was there and I know she wouldn’t let her man go out like that.
See the answer below in the pictures at the bottom of the page...
10 STACKS ON THE DUDE THAT HIT KELLY ROWLAND!
YO! You know I don’t play with my girl Kelly. Somebody thought it was a good idea to toss a hat at Kelly. Fool! She called him out and dared him to come to the front of the stage and the sucker duck ducked out! Better dip! Anyay, I got 10 stacks on the person that can bring him to me! Click here to see the video of the fool throwing a hat and hate to Kelly Rowland. Oh, yeah…I’m kidding about the 10 stacks stuff, but it sure sounded cool saying it. All b***hes ain’t women, I tell you!
FLAVOR OF BUCKEEY – THE SEX TAPE
“Flavor of Love” superstar Buckeey aka Shay Johnson has a certified sex tape. Its not like I am able to let anybody see this atrocity, because its totally pornography. This is a totally PG-13 page. But, there is no question as to the validity of the tape. I mean, in all reality its nothing to it, because these are the Flavor of Love Chicks. We know and expect stuff like this to come out. Oh yea...this is just Part 1, so expect more.
A photographer cleaned Buckeey up and gave her an official photo shoot. If you care, you can see it below.
BOW WOW VS TREY SONGZ?
Did Trey Songz get Bow Wow out of the rap game? Well, I don’t think so, but I have to say that hearing of a beef with these two is weird. From what I heard, they were preparing a tour together and due to some friction they both opted not to tour about the same time. Then a couple days later Bow Wow announced that he would be doing more work in Hollywood. Meanwhile, Treyz Songz is still thuggin’ these chumps when they throw stuff on stage.
WHO IS RITA G SHOWING HER BUTT TO?
Rita G is a star now, but what Hip-Hop dudes is she chilling with here? Click the pic for the answer.
WHEN HE’S NOT “ARGUING” WITH DIDDY….
Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter is out building houses with his wife Beyonce Knowles. According to published reports, the duo have purchased their first house as husband and wife. The place to be is Scarsdale Village in Westchester County, the same New York county that they wed in last month. The reception was that thing in NYC. I heard its 15,000 square feet.
HERE IS BEY-Z'S HOUSE, all 15,000 sq feet of it!
KANYE WEST’S FLASHING LIGHTS PART 2
Nice video with the ill, but assless Mandy co-starring. I want Rita G back! (More from Rita G below.)
HERE ARE SOME NEWS STORIES
Xzibit’s Newborn Son Dies Suddenly (Hold your head up, X!)
Hundreds Of Thousands Gather In Miami; Arrests Down
Gang Fears Force Cancellation Of Snoop Performance
Dipset Affiliate Profiled On America's Most Wanted
Jermaine Dupri Signs Internet Sensation “Phatfffat”
Foxy Breaks Her Silence
New York Governor Pardons Rapper Slick Rick
BUN B STEPS UP – PUTTING PEOPLE IN CHECK?
I gotta be careful here, but I am hearing there’s something brewing between Lil Flip and Bun B? Bun B is the big homey so I wonder what Flip did?
I can’t even lie, I got a few letters, but I don’t know what this one means. Help me understand. Read the letter and tell me what its saying.
Mutafreaking Illseed! YO wats goodie!!???!! I alredy kno all ya write about is 50cent, T-Wayne, Kanye, and whoeva Kim Kardashian is screwing! Po' Reggie! IM AM NOT ANOTHER HATER THO, I CONGRATULATE YEA DIG??? Watevas clever huh? But peep this here! 2weeks ago dis lil wack ass nigga Yung Berg (Brisco's new boytoy lmao!) and Sa rapper Question had a after-party for Fiesta. Berg was up in der dickridin all them niggas jus cuz des niggas got lil deals now. sorrywat are des labels doin nowdays str8 up?!?! but J-Prince & Bun-b bout to set all dem boys straight FEEL ME? Seed I respect dem boys 4 putn my city on but when Bun wanna talk 2u dat mean u gotta be doin da somethin wrong FEEL ME? Dey lucky Chad Butler aint stll around putn lieing ass rappers n dey place! cuz aint none of em balln, none of em selln units, an dey go get dropd ne-way!! ONCE AGAIN IM NOT HATIN JUS TELLN DA TRUTH FEEL ME?!?!? (trademark)SMOKE SUMTHIN BITTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIP TO CAMU TAO!
Not sure if you all heard but Weatherman affiliate Camu Tao died on Sunday from lung cancer. He was diagnosed at 28 and was 31 when he passed. He had an album with Cage called "Nighthawks" and was part of the Mhz crew outta Columbus, OH. He is also down with Copywrite, El-P & S.A. Smash. He was signed with Def Jux. Sad day.
OUCH! SHAKIRA FALLS AND HITS HEAD!
I’m not saying this is funny. If anything, it’s a bit jarring to see her take such a big tumble. Check it out.
KOBE AND VANESSA: RIDE OR DIE
First Things First: Kobe Bryant's attorney is sending out cease and desist letters to people that are trying suggest he is having an affair with a Laker Girl. The babe just happened to quit to look into “hosting” opportunities.
Second Things Second: There is some chick named Laura Lane and she is a writer for ESPN. She alleges Kobe Bryan’s wife cussed her up, down and every which way but loose. Here is an excerpt.
So as I’m walking out of the Lakers locker room after some post-game interviews with the players, I pass Vanessa, who is sitting outside the locker room as usual with her two girls.
“Laura!” she screams (yes, she apparently knows my name). “F**k you! You f**king b***h!”
“Excuse me?” I say, completely baffled, as I look around me to see if there is someone else named Laura. No, there’s not.
Her daughters – ages 5 and 2 – are sitting next to her on the bench looking at their mom as she screams.
“F**k you! How dare you write about me and my daughters and their schedule! You didn’t say you were writing an article! Fuck you! You f***ing b***h. You have no journalism ethics! F**k you! You b***h - ”
I just stare at her. Kobe Bryant walks out of the locker room and one of the girls runs over to him, while Vanessa continues to scream and cuss at me.
There’s no way I am going to sit here with Kobe Bryant while his wife screams at me so I look at her, shrug, and walk away.
Lane suggested that Vanessa was just upset because the rumors about Kobe had come out. Must be tough, eh? Read the post here. See why I don’t chase fame?
RANDOM QUOTES
Foxy Brown on her managerial divorce from Chaz and Blackhand (Read Story Here):
"I am far more interested in the truth, than making this guy famous. This was probably the most illogical business decision I've ever made in my entire career. But I believe in giving a n***a a chance...so I did. Completely ignoring my intuition."
Mariah on plastic surgery rumors (San Francisco Chronicle):
“It makes me upset that people think I’ve had surgery. Let’s discuss how annoying the dieting process was. My girls will eat really good fried food, and I also love sweet plantain and rice and peas, but I can’t eat it! If I [do], it’s small.”
New York is corny to the real life Mr. Big of Sex and the City (Ron Galotti to Interview magazine):
"New York is pretty much commercialized to the point of no return. It’s very suburban. The art scene really left, except in patches. It's all about sort of a corporate sensibility, and it’s squeezed out room for any other kind of sensibility—money talks, bulls**t walks, I guess."
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
I keep telling you – this world we’ve created is slowly crumbling! Case in point: a German couple – this is two people – decided that they would try to sell their 7 month old boy over the internet. Now, I stressed “couple,” because you can readily find an idiot, buy to find two that agree to do something this crazy is a “sign.” The mother and the father tried to sell the kid on eBay of all places…for how much, you might ask. ONE EURO. Thanks to the crappy American econonmy, that’s about $1.57. The German authorities have removed the child from his parents custody. I will say that the mother of the boy claims that it was a joke and misunderstanding from the police.
"Offering my nearly new baby for sale, as it has gotten too loud. It is a male baby, nearly 28 inches (70 cm) long and can be used either in a baby carrier or a stroller,” the ad read.
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
A Nation Of Millions: My boy Lord Jules from Dublin hit me up and told me that Public Enemy came through and played the whole album of It Takes A Nation To Hold Us Back. Close to two and a half hours of revolution on stage!
Crossing Into New Markets: Perez Hilton really likes the new Hot Rod song, “I Like To F**k.”
Detroit Bad Boy? Remember how the Detroit Pistons used to be the “bad boys of the NBA?” Well, there is a rumor that Obie Trice could be headed over to Bad Boy records.
It’s Coming: Now that Nas has all the controversy behind him, has started filming videos for his upcoming album.
Eating With Luda: Over the weekend Luda opened up his new Asian restaurant called Straits.
Hate On Top Of Hate: Rihanna has not done what most stars haven’t with “Take A Bow.” The hit song jumped #53 to #1 in one week, according to Billboard. (By the way, Rihanna Lovers/Haters – read “Sound Off: Really, Rihanna?” for some funny commentary)
HILLARY GETS BLASTED!
No, she wasn’t shot, but her comments regarding “assassination” evolved a commentary of fury by Keith Olbermann. At the 1:30 mark there is a popping sound that startles Olbermann. Shout out to Olbermann for going all the way IN and giving people are reminder of a real history lesson.
OH and click here and see how a commentator on Fox News had a leisure joke about how she’d love to “off” Barack Obama and a notorious boogey man the US can’t locate. How cool.
SOLANGE’S MAN EMERGES
I don’t know his real name, but his rap name is Yung Sosa (what’s with the “yung” spelling?). I know he’s using others names, but I recommend he be careful about using Mr. Knowles in the wrong way. Real G’s do real things.
Dude’s video proclaims his love for Solange in the song and says he wants Solange back. Maybe Mr. Knowles can help him clear that Rose Royce “Wishing On A Star” sample.
GOT BEATS?? JUELZ SANTANA’S IN THE STU!
DR. DRE IS STILL GANGSTA...
Even with snorkel gear on...WHAT! Enjoy Life, Dre! We'll wait...and wait...and wait...
MARIAH BRAGGING
BEEF? WHAT ARGUEMENT?
RIRI'S GOT A HELLUVA PUSHUP BRA!
RIHANNA'S GOT NOTHING ON CHRIRSTINA
She's suggested that her bra size is an E...Really, Xtina?
YESTERDAY, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
WHO: illseed
WHAT: Rumors
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