Congressman Joe Wilson: Where Do They Do That @?

Whutupdoe…man, I hate writing my damn editorial, sending it in to The Man, and then having some totally retarded s**t happen that I just GOTTA speak on.

I’m at the crib last nite, chillin’, flipping back and forth between “LOCKDOWN: Women In Prison” and the Presidential address, you know, just checkin’ in on the HNIC every once in awhile to make sure my guy is good. Every time I click on it, he’s gettin’ a standing O like Jigga in the Garden so I figure he’s killing them with Octane.

No worries.

Then one time I click back from the crazy locked up broads, Obama said some s**t about immigrants or something, and some n***a yells out ,”YOU LIE” in a joint session of Congress.

At the President of the United States.

I repeat.

A member of Congress yelled out “YOU LIE” in a session of Congress, during a Presidential address.

At the motherf**king PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Now, I didn’t know what the f**k was going on. I don’t know s**t about politics. I thought maybe it was an open forum and they let some drunk bum in from the White House lawn to be a seat filler. S**t, after I heard that, I was waiting for a n***a to throw a couple Buster Brown’s at the podium.

I knew it was some other s**t when I saw Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden’s reaction. They looked like they were trying to turn the culprit to stone.

But when I saw Obama’s grill, I knew it was on and poppin’…

The Prez had a look on his face like, “I should get my Secret Service n***as to f**k yo’ hoe-a** up.”

I’m sure he was thinking it.

But he kept his composure, and I respect that.

He just told old boy, “That’s not true” and kept it moving.

That’s one reason I could NEVER be President.

My initial reaction would have been, “WHAT YOU SAY, B***H?”, hop over the rail and go Kimbo Slice in a backyard on a n***a.

Look, I’m going to be honest. I don’t know what the f**k is going on with this Health Care reform s**t. All I know is, people get sick, they need affordable insurance-fix the s**t. I know there are different plans and amendments from different folks and I know it’s a real hot button issue.

I don’t know who the f**k is right.

But I DO know as a member of Congress you don’t interrupt a Presidential address and call the President a liar.

THIS n***a…

And just who IS this maverick muthaf**ka who obviously got a bad case of Tourette’s Syndrome?

Congressman Addison Graves Wilson, Sr.

Who the f**k is that?

Better known as Congressman Joe Wilson. (How did he get “Joe” out of “Addison” and “Graves”?)

Ok…and who the f**k is THAT?

Wait…he’s a Congressman from District 2 in South Carolina? He was a former aide to Strom Thurmond?

F**king explains everything.

For those that don’t know, Strom Thurmond was a South Carolina Senator and segregationist who filibustered against the Civil Rights Act of 1957. What that means is, basically the n***a talked as much s**t as possible for 24 hrs and 18 minutes to try and keep Black people from being able to vote. He read from the Declaration of Independence, Bill of Rights and phone books amongst other things to delay the Civil Rights Bill from passing.

He also lived to be 100 because he was probably the Devil.

He was a real sweetheart.

And Congressman Joe Wilson used to work for him.

I guess we all know what kind of dude he is.

I swear man, I like these Klan dudes more when they’ve got their hoods on.

Then I can kinda tell them apart.

When I found out who it was (from twitter, of course) I thought it was some young, new dumb muthaf**ka who thought a Congressional meeting was like a town hall meeting or a Yankees game or some s**t. You just kick back, pound a few brewski’s and yell every now and then.

Party, right?

But this cat’s not young or new. He’s over 60 years old and He’s been involved in politics since 1962, been a member of Congress since 2001, and before that was a member of the South Carolina Senate for 17 years. This old dog’s been around the block a few times, he knows the etiquette.

So why did he do it?

He said his “emotions got the best of him” and a bunch of other words that reek of bull droppings.

I know why he said it.

You know why he said it.

Trying to get some f**king attention, trying to embarrass the motherf**king President of the United States.

I know he thought he was going to be The Hero of the Republican party. Good Ol’ Joe (his new moniker) was going to be the new Prince of the Party, have everybody’s support for a possible Presidential run in 2012.

This was his new beginning!

I wonder what he thought after his outburst when all the Republican’s looked at him bewildered, like, “N***A ARE YOU CRAZY?”

I wonder how he felt when Senator McCain condemned his actions? The same Senator McCain who ran a heated race against Obama for the same Presidential office Wilson just disrespected.

I mean, Senator McCain is voted AGAINST making Martin Luther King’s birthday a holiday.

That dude is saying you f**ked up?

WOW.

For what it’s worth, Wilson did try to apologize. Called up the White House and couldn’t get through to El Presidente, had to talk to Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel.

I know how that conversation went.

JW: “Yo, Rahm it’s Joe. Lemmee holla at Barack right quick.”

RE: “Man, you know he’s not f**king with you right now.”

JW:”Yeah, I know tell him my bad. I was tripping.”

RE: *hand over receiver* (muffled voices in background)

“Joe?”

JW:”Barack?”

BO: “Yeah. F**k you. Watch yo’ back,dog.”

*click*

Now, I know some of these staunch young Republicans will rally behind their new White Knight and say he was just overcome with emotion and he couldn’t bear to hear anymore of what he thought were untruths and he just had to say something.

Really?

You were in Congress for 7 years of George W. Bush’s lies, half-truths and all around slimy s**t, but you never had the urge to holler out “SHUT THE F**K UP” at him, with your righteous ass?

Get the f**k out of here, Addison.

You don’t have to like President Obama.

A lot of people don’t, whether it be for personal or political reasons.

That’s fine, it’s a free country. Dowhatyoulike.

You can hate him.

You don’t even have to respect him.

But I don’t think that it’s a lot to ask for an elected official to RESPECT the OFFICE of PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, whether or not you agree with him.

Good Old Addison Graves should resign.

Immediately.

Go write a book like everybody else. I even have a title for it “ME and MY BIG MOUTH.”

And f**k leaving a comment on this column, leave Congressman Joe a comment on twitter.

@congjoewilson

Man, don’t you wish twitter had an “add anthrax” option?

I’m out.

War.

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