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Photographer Says 'Ferguson Hug' Photo With Young Black Child And White Officer Was Staged

The Ferguson protests and demonstrations going on in other cities in honor of Mike Brown have garnered some iconic photos that depict many emotions and calls for action and peace. Recently, one picture surfaced that showed unity between a black child and a white officer.

In the picture, a teary-eyed 12-year-old Devonte Hart is hugging officer Brett Barnum during a demonstration in Portland, OR. Hart was carrying a sign that said he was giving out free hugs. The touching picture can evoke much emotion and spark unity, but what if it was fake?

Oregon photographer Alex Reidlinger told the Visionary Futures that the pictures is cropped so it doesn’t show the  photographers waiting to capture the staged photo. Riedlinger snapped these two pics before Hart hugged Barnum.

 

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In the first picture, Riedlinger says Hart is talking to his guardian before he approached Barnum and the second photo shows photographers preparing to snap the arranged moment.

Here’s what Riedlinger told Visionary Futures about what he saw:

“The cropping of an image is everything when it comes to its subjectivity and the way ideas are projected unto it.

Every picture I’ve seen of this crops out the circus of photographers that surrounded these two creating a captive audience. With such a captive audience I can’t really say that the officer did anything that his superiors wouldn’t have told him to do. They were there just as much for public relations as to keep the peace otherwise the dept. wouldn’t have sent every queer looking, POC and female cop on the force.

The way this image has been propagandized is highly disturbing to me because it distracts from the real issues. This has never been about the relationship between individual officers and young Black men, but about the way in which our institutions and society protect cops, granting them license to use lethal force in ANY circumstance. Whether they do use it or decide to demonstrate “love” is irrelevant.’

I would like to add that Devonte was crying before approaching the officer while he was talking to his guardian, presumably because he was terrified. This brings the question of coercion to my mind, but I’ll let ya’ll debate over it.”

Woman Says Bill Cosby Sexually Assaulted Her When She Was 15 Years Old

Another woman has come forward saying that Bill Cosby sexually assaulted her 40 years ago and has filed a lawsuit against him in the L.A. County Superior Court.

TMZ reports that 55-year-old Judy Huth says that she met Cosby back in 1974 when she was 15-years-old on the set of a movie being filmed in L.A. She says a week later, Cosby invited her and her friend, who was 16, to his tennis club where he served them alcohol and said they had to drink every time he won a game.

[ALSO READ: Bill Cosby Resigns From Temple University’s Board of Trustees; Jill Scott Defends Him]

Huth then claims that they went to the Playboy Mansion and Cosby instructed her and her friend to say that they were 19 upon entry. Once inside, she says that she and Cosby went into a bedroom where he began to”sexually m##### her by attempting to put his hand down her pants, and then taking her hand in his hand and performing a sex act on himself without her consent,” according to court documents obtained by TMZ.

Huth says she is revealing what happened to her now because she is now realizing that her psychological issues are related to that incident.

Huth is the first woman who says Cosby sexually assaulted her when she was underage.

 

Tim Gent – "Don't Let Up"

Clarksville, TN native, Tim Gent, just released his newest track entitled “Don’t Let Up”. There is still no announcement of a project from Gent yet, but we do know one is in the works and coming soon. You can expect new visuals from the kid in the near future as well.

Thaitanium – "Wake Up" ft. Snoop Dogg, Traphik, Rob Campman, J-Reyez, Lil Crazed

International award-winning hip-hop group Thaitanium recruit Asian-American YouTube all stars to remix their U.S. debut single “Wake Up (Bangkok City)” featuring hip-hop heavy weight Snoop Dogg. With brand new verses from Thaitanium, the remix features Traphik (aka Timothy DeLaGhetto), J-Reyez, Lil Crazed and Rob Campman who altogether have accumulated over 3 million YouTube channel subscribers.

Jon Locke "Vickies"

Upcoming R&B Artist Jon Locke releases video for Vickies while he is at a Fashion Show in Chicago. Be sure to check Jon Locke on the Big Heff Industry Tour in Cleveland Nov 28th, 2014, and Detroit MI Nov 28th, 2014. http://youtu.be/-4_PRwfTMKU

Chris Rock Says Kanye West Could Overtake Jay Z As The GOAT Emcee (VIDEO/POLL)

(AllHipHop News) Chris Rock has not been shy about pronouncing his appreciation for the music of Kanye West. In a recent interview the legendary comedian named Mr. West’s 2010 LP My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy “the best album of the last 50 years.” While speaking with MTV, Rock also suggested that Ye was on the path of surpassing his Watch The Throne collaborator Jay Z as the greatest rapper of all time.

[ALSO READ: Questlove Speaks On Beef With Biggie + Chris Rock Names Favorite Hip Hop Album (VIDEO)]

As promo for his new movie Top Five, Rock was asked to name his top five rappers in history. At the moment, his personal list features Jay, Kanye, KRS-One, Scarface, and Ice Cube. Rock then added that he sees Hov as the GOAT, but his “little brother” is right on his heels.

“Jay Z’s the best rapper ever. It’s just what it is. It’s kind of indisputable. It’s boring. It is boring to say he’s the best rapper ever, but facts are facts,” said Rock. “Kanye’s getting on him. Kanye may eventually pass him.”

[ALSO READ: Chris Rock’s Jay Z and Kanye West Co-Produced Film To Hit Theaters]

Top Five hits theaters Friday, December 5. Watch Chris Rock’s interview and take our poll below.

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B.O.B. Talks Iggy Azalea Winning Hip Hop AMA, Whites In Hip Hop & The Term "New Blacks"

(AllHipHop News) One of the most discussed topics in Hip Hop this year centered around the emergence of Iggy Azalea and what her and other white artists’ crossover success means for the mainstream direction of the culture. Does the rise of Iggy, Macklemore, G-Eazy, Chris Miles, Chris Webby, and others over the last year represent a “whitewashing” of rap music? Or is the culture naturally growing to include more races and nationalities?

[ALSO READ: T.I. Says Iggy Azalea Should Be Judged On Her Art, Not Her Nationality (VIDEO)]

Fellow Hustle Gang affiliate B.o.B. stopped by The Breakfast Club this week, and the Atlanta-based rapper addressed Iggy’s American Music Award win for “Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album” and the rise of other white rap acts. The “New Black” performer also touched on the definition of what it means to be a “New Black.”

[ALSO READ: Iggy Azalea Wins AMAs’ Best Rap/Hip Hop Award]

On Iggy winning AMA’s Favorite Album – Rap/Hip-Hop: 

They really base it off of metrics like fan votes, sales and these statistics… It’s legible. She worked for it. She worked hard.

On whether there is a “white takeover” happening in Hip Hop:

I don’t feel like it’s a white takeover at all… I definitely feel like there is a centralization of power, and sometimes you could find yourself at odds with that. That’s where you don’t wanna be. I’ll put it that way.

On addressing racial issues as a Black man:

We live in a time where for speaking your mind when you’re Black… there’s so much more, there’s so many rules to it. It’s like, “You’re Black, you gotta speak your mind. You gotta be on our side.” But I’m on the side of truth… I’m not a group thinker. I’m always gonna speak the truth in the situation. I’ve evolved myself as a Black person through truth, not through following the Black handbook.

On the definition of “New Black”:

I flipped it and made it positive. I don’t want to be “old Black”… If we as Black people have the power that we demonstrated that we can come together and organize something and make it happen… if we can all come together like that there’s the possibility that we could do that everywhere and do it consistently. And really have some progress and create some change. And create something that will better our situation as a Black culture and not just always being the victim and not focus on what’s being done wrong, but the solution.

[ALSO READ: ESPN’s Bomani Jones Writes Editorial About The “Whitewashing” Of Hip Hop]

Watch B.o.B.’s interview below.

 

Anthony Hamilton Covers Jodeci's "Freek N U"

With so much excitement from music veterans and fans about Jodeci’s return at the 2014 Soul Train Awards and their upcoming new single, the nostalgia for the Bad Boys of R&B has been something serious.

Soulful music this good can only come out of Charlotte, North Carolina where both Jodeci and Anthony Hamilton are from, so it’s to no surprise that soul singer Anthony Hamilton agreed to cover their famed hit single “Freek’n You” on ThisisRnB Sessions! ThisisRnb.com caught up with the crooner for a special edition of their live acoustic series at StadiumRed Studios in Harlem, New York. The set, which will be released soon, is in promotion of Hamilton’s brand new Christmas album, Home For The Holidays, which is in stores now!

In addition to performing cuts off the new album, Anthony delivered a smooth live rendition of one of his all-time favorite R&B classics (with some gritty soul) the Jodeci gem “Freek N’ U”. The fellow North Carolina native reaffirms why he is one of the greatest voices of our time. Check out his cover below!

Tyler The Creator Writes Rant About Negative People, Confidence, & Racism

(AllHipHop News) From saying Iggy Azalea “stinks”to tweeting that Eminem’s latest project is “ass,” Tyler The Creator has become known for openly sharing his thoughts with the world. Whether the Odd Future rapper is genuinely expressing his feelings or playing the role of the ultimate troll is still up for debate. Regardless, Tyler has not quit putting his words out for public display.

[ALSO READ: Tyler The Creator Calls Eminem’s “Shady XV” Album “Ass”]

Tyler’s latest message comes in the form of a Facebook post. The profanity-filled note includes the Wolf album creator calling out “negative muthaf**kas,” encouraging his fans to not be followers, and declaring racism is “weak as f**k.”

[ALSO READ: Tyler the Creator – “The One Minute Show”]

Read Tyler The Creator’s Facebook post below.

all you negative muthaf**kas should look at me as inspiration. im 23 f###### years old and built a f**king monster and im not ever gonna f**king land. stop being scary and neagtive and start believing in yourself and stop living for all these other f**king idiots. some of yall should put that f**king blunt down and go do what the f**k you know you need to do. do it for yourself, i believe in everyone because i believe in myself. f**k reaching for the stars, thats setting a limit, f**k those. some of you dont like yourself. some of you arent comfortable with yourself. thats so f**king sad. stop that s**t. but some of you cant. thats why yall ask for likes on instagram and s**t, cause yall self esteem so f**king low. cut that s**t out and start liking yourself. when that happens, you will start trusting yourself, then you trust your ideas, then you f**king become that person you really want to be. if you dont have any confidence let me be your f**king confidence. im gonna be a f**king great years from now and i fully believe that and fully do not care about ANYONES opinion on why im not because i KNOW. start smiling more and start hanging around people that makes you feel good or make you want to be better. stop associating with LOSERS. if a n***a only hits you up to smoke or drink or turn up and have nothing else to offer to get you where ever you think about being when you are alone daydreaming THEN GET THE *F*K AWAY FROM THEM. time is going by soooo fast and before you know it you;re gonna be on your deathbed telling stories about how much you sucked and how you regret not living the life you wanted to live, loving the people you wanted to love, taking the chances you wanted to take. THERE ARE NO RULES, F**K THE RULES. GO. FIND YOUR WINGS. I FOUND MY WINGS AND IM STILL FLYING AND I WILL NEVER EVER LAND. but some of you have to find yourself ya know. i knew the who i was at like age 10. i knew the music i loved the colors i knew what i was into. most of you listen to what ever is hot or what your friends like, yall dress how everyone else dress, yall do what everyone else do. F**KING STOP BEING A F**KING FOLLOWER. read the comments, the weak ass follower that will never make a difference ever cause they f**king SUCK are gonna say some s**t like ” easier said than done” or ” you are a hyporcrite” or ” you changed” or some stupid s**t like that, cause they are most like the weak f**k im talking about and cant cope with it, cause they are scared. DONT BE SCARED. idk why im typing this. im on a lake on vacation just drawing and listening to music ( been playing CC The World for like 6 hours) and just realized oh wow, im on a vacation for no reason, this is crazy, ive dreamed of this, how did i get this far, oh yeah, by trusting myself and not following that path my mom wanted me to go, and surround myself with other people that wanted more outta like and trust my wild ideas, and i put my art out and people liked it and trusted me, and now im here. i guess what im trying to say is i want everyone to win. i want everyone to smile, i want everyone to be in a good mood and as annoying and always jumping around like me cause im so f**king happy and grateful, but i realize n***as is scared. or who knows, maybe im just a special one. i dont know anything. im in the woods and i really want to meet a moose in person if i see one im gonna get a photo hahahahahaha oh and RACISM IS F**KING WEAK AS F**K anti golf boys and oh this saturday another F/W drop from GOLF. love you, today i want you to find your wings.

Big Pun's "Bronx Legends Never Die" EP Release Date Set (COVER ART/TRAILER)

(AllHipHop News) Christopher “Big Punisher” Rios passed away in 2000 from a heart attack at the age of 28, but The Bronx rapper’s music has been able to live on. The world will be getting another dose of Big Pun rhymes with the upcoming release of the Bronx Legends Never Die EP.

[ALSO READ: Remy Ma Recalls Hearing About Big Pun’s Death, Early Days in Prison + MORE]

The project is being spearheaded by executive producer Domingo with the blessing of the late rapper’s family. Pun fans will have limited opportunity to pre-order the CD format of BLND at indiegogo.com. Only 100 physical copies of the project are being created.

Pun broke onto the Hip Hop scene in 1998 with his critically acclaimed debut Capital Punishment. The album was the first by a Latin rapper to sell over one million copies. Big Pun’s lyrical ability and commercial success garnered him mentions in the “best emcees of all time” discussion.

The original Terror Squad member especially made a mark among some of the top battle rappers in history. Dizaster, Hollow Da DonIllmaculateThe Saurus, John John Da Don, and Jin have all named Big Pun on their personal lists of top five emcees dead or alive.

“Pun was always repping hard for the Boricuas, so that obviously was inspiring to me,” Jin told AllHipHop.com in October. “Just to see that you can go hard for your culture and people. At the same time, he wasn’t defined by that either. Pound-for-pound, lyrically, Pun was one of the best.”

[ALSO READ: Sons Of Eazy-E, Big Pun & ODB Drop “My 3 Son’s”]

Big Punisher’s Bronx Legends Never Die is scheduled for release on December 23 via Deranged Music. Check out the cover art and watch the trailer for the EP below.

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K. Michelle- "Going Under"

“Going Under” is the fourth song K. Michelle has released from her forthcoming sophomore album Anybody Wanna Buy A Heart, slated for release on December 9th. K has been busy lately keeping her fans entertained with back to back releases. Here K. Michelle sings about her journey to find real love. “It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from GOING UNDER…. Who’s gonna give a f*ck?/ Who’s gonna go the mile, fly me to the clouds?” sings K. Michelle. Check out the track below.

HBO To Release "The Wire" In Remastered HD

(AllHipHop News) HBO’s urban crime drama The Wire is considered by many television fans and critics as the greatest series of all time. Viewers will now finally be able to watch all 60 episodes of the David Simon produced program in high-definition.

[ALSO READ: Cast Of “The Wire” Reunites]

A remastered version of The Wire is being released on HBO Go in 16:9 format on December 26. Starting January 5, HD episodes will also be available for purchase on iTunes, Google Play, Xbox Video, and Vudu. Blu-ray editions are expected to go on sale next summer.

The Wire ran for five seasons on the subscription cable network. Set in the city of Baltimore, the classic serial shined a light on the behind-the-scenes battles between the police department, drug dealers, unions, politicians, and journalists that take place in a modern American city.

The show is also responsible for launching the careers of Idris Elba, Michael B. Jordan, Michael K. Williams, Wood Harris, Tristan “Mack” Wilds, Wendell Pierce, Amy Ryan, and many others.

[ALSO READ: EXCLUSIVE: Mack Wilds Discusses Remaking A Michael Jackson Classic & Weird “The Wire” Stalkers]

Watch video about HBO’s The Wire below.

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Dash Radio Presents Wu-Tang Clan Pop Up Station

(AllHipHop News) Seminal Hip Hop group Wu-Tang Clan officially reunited this year for a brand new album. As the NYC crew’s 6th studio LP A Better Tomorrow hits stores, Dash Radio is helping to celebrate the occasion by dedicating this “Wu Week” with an entire station dedicated to the Killa Beez.

[ALSO READ: Listen To Snippets Of Wu-Tang Clan’s “A Better Tomorrow” From NYC Listening Session (VIDEO)]

“Wu-Tang is always at the forefront of technology as it relates to getting our music out there. We love the idea of exposing our new album via a dedicated radio station on the new platform Dash Radio,” says Wu de facto leader RZA. “May this exposure inspire you to listen and inspire you to obtain A Better Tomorrow.

The Wu Week station will play new and classic songs from the Wu-Tang Clan non stop for an entire week. Fans will also get commentary on Wu songs, members’ stories, and more.

“I am extremely excited not only from the Dash Radio company perspective, but as a lifelong Wu-Tang Clan fan to partner with one of the most impactful and influential groups of all time,” says Dash Radio CEO Scott Keeney (aka DJ Skee). “Wu-Tang has always been ahead of the curve with everything they do, thus making it a perfect match to team up with the future of radio in Dash.”

Dash Radio is a free online service available at dashradio.com or through the iOS app at iTunes.com.

[ALSO READ: Odd Future Launches New Commercial Free Radio Station]

Video: Bizarre [D12] – "Jack My D!ck"

In his latest video clip, Bizarre lives up to his name with an ode to self-exploration.  Is it too much information?  Yes.  Is it weird for something even as diverse as the world wide web?  It is.  However, in the words of the late great George Carlin, “If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.”

Chris Rock Dissects Race In America, Bill Cosby Allegations, Obama & More

Not one to shy away from uncomfortable topics, comedian Chris Rock has built a career dissecting the hard issues while putting a clever spin on them. Topics that many of his peers are simply too afraid to touch. Sitting down with New York Magazine recently he did just that, voicing his opinion on a number of topics including America’s history with racism, the “I didn’t own slaves my ancestors did” argument,  President Obama, the loss of Robin Williams as well as the ongoing Bill Cosby scandal.

Below you will find a few excerpts from the interview, now available via Vulture.com.

Up next for the industrious funny man is his upcoming film Top Five, available in theatres December 5.

[On race relations in America]

“… the thing is, we treat racism in this country like it’s a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. You’ve got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what it’s immune to and what breaks it down.”

“When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it’s all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people were crazy. Now they’re not as crazy. To say that black people have made progress would be to say they deserve what happened to them before.”

“Owning their actions. Not even their actions. The actions of your dad. Yeah, it’s unfair that you can get judged by something you didn’t do, but it’s also unfair that you can inherit money that you didn’t work for.”

[On Robin Williams & Bill Cosby]

“Comedians kill themselves. Talk to 100 comedians this week, everybody knows somebody who killed themselves. I mean, we always say ignorance is bliss. Well, if so, what’s the opposite? Some form of misery. Being a comedian, 80 percent of the job is just you notice s###, which is a trait of schizophrenics too. You notice things people don’t notice.”

“I don’t know what to say. What do you say? I hope it’s not true,” he said. “That’s all you can say. I really do. I grew up on Cosby. I love Cosby, and I just hope it’s not true. It’s a weird year for comedy. We lost Robin, we lost Joan and we kind of lost Cosby.”

[The Obama Effect]

“So, to say Obama is progress is saying that he’s the first black person that is qualified to be president. That’s not black progress. That’s white progress. There’s been black people qualified to be president for hundreds of years. If you saw Tina Turner and Ike having a lovely breakfast over there, would you say their relationship’s improved? Some people would. But a smart person would go, “Oh, he stopped punching her in the face.”

“I always say (Obama’s,) cooler than most politicians, not as cool as actual cool people. He’s not cool like Jay Z’s cool. He’s not Eddie Murphy. But in a world of politicians …

 

The Turning Point: From "Hands Up, Don't Shoot" to "You Shoot, We Shoot"

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by Paris
www.guerrillafunk.com

We’ve voted.  We’ve marched.  We’ve trusted in the System.  Joke’s on us.  But it’s all fun and games ’til somebody gets hurt.

Well, the inevitable just went down — a grand jury in Ferguson, MO opted to not press formal charges for the August murder of Michael Brown at the hands of Officer Darren Wilson.  What we collectively witnessed was a textbook case of white privilege and racism at its most insidious.

Mike Brown, Rest in Peace.  Let’s get that stated out of the gate and for the record, since many of the conversations surrounding this tragedy only reflect concerns about the pig that killed him.  The sad fact is that although this was about Mike, it was also about the larger ongoing issue of police brutality and unchecked white rage in America during the era of Obama.

As hashtagtivists jockey for something profound to say on twitter and the diseased racists on the Right fall over themselves to defend pigs and declare us savages (Hello Giuliani, Coulter and Nugent), we have to look at the facts.  And the facts are that America has been desensitized to black death for far too long — so much so that the knee-jerk response of many to our collective outrage is to question why we supposedly aren’t as concerned with the problem of black on black crime.  But know that we are concerned, and every community has problems.  What we don’t need is the police adding to ours.  

Mike Brown, Oscar Grant, Eric Garner, Kenneth Harding, Rekia Boyd, Sean Bell — pick any name — the common denominator is that they all died at the hands of law enforcement unnecessarily.  And there’s no end in sight.  By now it should be apparent to even the casual observer that there is a problem, and that problem is based in systematic racism and white supremacy.  It’s institutionalized, and it’s reenforced through negative stereotypes of often corporate-endorsed media images of black-on-black violence, glorification of drug culture and the degradation of our women — to the point where, to many, we look like animals.  No wonder the police are empowered to terrorize us without consequence.

We’ve often seen the efforts by the media to create sympathy for those who get caught beating and killing us by portraying the victims as thugs and the perpetrators as heroes.  But we’re not all thugs, and all cops aren’t heroes.  The blanket assignment of that term insults those who actually are heroic by placing them alongside cops who shoot unarmed kids.

But fighting this perception is hard.  It’s especially hard in an era where the 1-2 punch of state-sponsored news/propaganda and the lull of mindless entertainment keeps the public serenaded and sedated into passive acceptance of the status quo.  I reject that.  And many others do too.  So what’s the proposed solution?             

Armed resistance against unwarranted aggression.

It’s the elephant in the room and needs to be seriously considered by those of us who value our lives and the lives of our loved ones.  Malcolm X said that self-defense is common sense, and that’s a credo we should all stand by.  Can’t take cops to court?  How about court in the streets?  We’re dying anyway.  And I’ve said it a thousand times — the only language America speaks and understands is violence — especially as it relates to people of color and those on the lower rungs of the socioeconomic ladder.  Maybe we should talk.

I know some will criticize this stance as reckless and irresponsible, but guess what?  Allowing unchecked aggression to remain unchecked is reckless and irresponsible.  They’ll say this message is crass and controversial, and that we can’t win — and that’s fine.  We don’t need to win, we need to be felt.  The only time mainstream America ever pays attention is when we assert ourselves the way she does.  Police brutality and its increased militarization is crass and controversial, too.  Maybe police will understand that there are real life consequences to their actions if there are real life consequences to their actions…

People who feel as I do have been told for some time now that our views are extremist because we firmly believe in meeting force with force, and that an eye for an eye is the only real justice in these matters.  Are we wrong?  You’d be a fool to think so now, after bigoted white America adds yet another dead n#### notch to its kill belt.  We’ve been told that the System works, to be patient, that we live in a “post-racial” America, that Obama cares but that he’s the President “of all of America and not just Black America” (as his administration’s bombs drop on countries where people of color live), and that change is a comin’.  But when?

It would have sent a powerful message to have seen charges filed against Darren Wilson. We would’ve been all for that, with the proper application of due process of law.  But we were denied that satisfaction again, just as we’ve been denied countless other times in similar situations.  We simply don’t live in a society that’s set up to respect black life — and especially if it’s not the black life of a celebrity or athlete.

So DIE SLOW with that bootlickin’ pacifist apologist b#######.  F### your permit for a protest.  In fact, f### your protest altogether, since it no longer seems to do much but make us engage police on their terms.  That’s been the problem for a while now — actions we take have
rarely been on our terms, and arguments and discussions surrounding current events that affect us are usually framed in media and on platforms we don’t control.  We’re constantly told how to act, how to show our collective outrage, and urged to remain calm.  We march and shout, tweet and blog, and gab on cable news — all to no effect — as people of color continue to be murdered by police and cop wannabes seemingly at will.  


But maybe we can write our congressman.

Maybe Obama will sing Al Green for us.

Or maybe we can snipe guilty pigs at random and get paid administrative leave from our jobs too, while ya’ll “sort it out.”

Just’ sayin’.