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WTF News: Wine Drinker Calls Police Because There Was Cork in His Bottle

Calling emergency services for stupid reasons has sunk to a new level of stupidity. An unidentified British man called 999, England’s version of 911, to complain about pieces of cork in his bottle of wine. Apparently, he was trying to get his lush on at a bar but it just didn’t go according to his plans.

Via the Mirror:

The caller claimed staff wouldn’t give him a refund – and asked officers if they could sort it out.

The man was warned about inappropriate calls to the emergency services and told he could be fined.

The man was in a bar in Manchester’s Northern Quarter when he dialled ‘999’ and asked for police

Insp Phil Spurgeon said “He said he was having a dispute with staff because they would not give him a refund because his wine had bits of cork in it.

“They were trying to eject him because he was being difficult.

“We did not send anyone. The man was given advice.

““These types of call tie up the emergency service lines.

“While a call handler is dealing with a call like it, someone else could be facing a real emergency.

“People who dial 999 for inappropriate reasons could find themselves being fined.”

So, since we’re calling the police about dumb ish, can I put in a call about why I’m not a millionaire yet? Smh.

 

Fail of the Day: Cop Breaks Car Window When Woman Refuses to Roll it Down

This is a fail on both sides. Basically, the police pulled over a woman who refused to roll her window all the way down. After a back and forth with the woman asking why she was being stopped and the police demanding that she do as they say, coppers finally broke her window and yanked her out of the vehicle. Check it out:

Fail. One one hand, she probably could have just rolled her window down, signed the papers and been on her way to the hospital, as she claimed. On the other hand, he could have just slipped the papers inside the little space she provided and been on his way. Everyone lost.

Hip-Hop Rumors: Diddy Says Miley Cyrus Can't Twerk For Ish

Finally, someone in the hip-hop industry who is real enough to call Miley Cyrus out on her non-twerking. OMG Insider caught up with the media mogul at the iHeart Radio festival over the weekend where he broke it down.

“We gonna talk about the twerking but y’all gotta get the twerking right,” he told the reporter when she brought up the subject.

The clueless reporter didn’t realize she was doing it wrong because she was following the Miley Cyrus model. According to Diddy, you have to be able to move both b#########.

Watch:

Diddy kinda sorta broke it down but first, let’s be clear that twitching your but from side to side isn’t twerking, that’s actually called “exercising” (I see you Big Freedia). Twerking is more about up and down popping motions and isolations. And of course, the bigger the butt the better. Nassatalls need not apply.

This is real twerking (NSFW):

The Music Of Grand Theft Auto V Available on iTunes Feat./ A$AP Rocky, Alchemist + More

(AllHipHop News) Rockstar Game’s Grand Theft Auto V created an expansive digital world, opened it up to the real world and generated over $1 billion dollars in less three days. A large part of that success is the bountiful amounts of music that pervade the game and today (September 24th), all of The Music of Grand Theft Auto is being released in three volumes on iTunes.

The three volumes are comprised of the Original Music, The Soundtrack and The Score. The Original Music will feature songs exclusively made for GTA V from artists such as Tyler, The Creator (“Garbage”) A$AP Rocky (“R. Cali”) and Flying Lotus (“Stonecutters”). The Score will include the music of GTA V score, a first for the Grand Theft Auto franchise, including production from Alchemist with mixing, arrangement and layering done by DJ Shadow. The Soundtrack will take one of Grand Theft Auto’s most lauded features (radio stations) and compiling select songs from each station including Bootsy Collins’ “I’d Rather Be With You”, Flying Lotus’The Kill and many others.

The Music Of Grand Them Auto is available on iTunes as separate volumes ($9.99 each) or all three as a complete set for $24.99.

Check out A$AP Rocky’s song “R. Cali” off of The Music of Grand Theft Auto:

Drake Says He A 'Big Homie' Like Jay Z + Fixes Relationship With Nicki Minaj

(AllHIpHop News) Drake has the most number one rap songs of all time and he does not want anyone to “lil bro” him. Drake informed MTV that he is asserting himself among the elites.

Drake says there is still a perception of him as an impressionable newcomer which he has no interest in believing:

On this album I’m extremely aware of where I’m at and nobody can tell me differently. I’m the big homie too. As much as I do remain humble and stay cordial, don’t think I don’t know. I know what’s going on out here, I’m 26 — I’m out here in the streets with the people.

On his album Nothing Was The Same Drake addressed this same issue on the song “Paris Morton Music II rapping “f*ck all that ‘happy to be here’ sh– that y’all want me on/ I’m the big homie, they still be tryna lil bro me, dog.” Another lyric addressed was his “Tuscan Leather” admission to “not even talkin’ to Nicki [Minaj]” in a recent interview with Los Angeles’ Power 106:

That song kind of picks up at an earlier point in my life. I had done something that I had to just reevaluate and fix. We’re good. We definitely talk. I saw her the other night. It was all love.

Drake also came in at #11 on Forbes’ 2013 Hip Hop Cash King list raking in $10.5 million over the past 12 months.

 

 

Hip-Hop Rumors: Look Who Is Twerking For Relevance!

Twerking is the best way to get relevance in the market today. So many chicks are like, “How can I get people to notice me? TWERK!” Joe Budden’s ex girl Kaylin is one fly and sexy chick. Just look at her.

BUT…BUT…she’s twerking for relevance right now. BUTT…BUTT she does it very well. I had to force myself to stop watching. And…she’s relevant enough to make the page!

Some of the people that stay dissing me need to get to twerking.

“They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!” -illseed.

Illseed, Out.

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Hip-Hop Rumors: K. Michelle Says Her $52K Tax Bill is Settled

K.Michelle’s alleged tax woes got put on blast this morning. A report surfaced that she owed over $52,000 in back taxes for 2008 and 2009 but the reality star is claiming that her business has been taken care of. The “V.S.O.P.” singer had this to say via instagram:

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Welp, that’s all we have to go by for now. Who knew she was even caking enough to get a bill this high? Meanwhile, word is that she’s currently taping for New York’s next season of Love and Hip-Hop, as well as a spinoff show with Elle Varner.

Oprah: I Almost Had A Nervous Breakdown Last Year + Parties W/ Diddy & Kanye

(AllHipHop News) Oprah Winfrey has been the symbol for Black excellence in television since she made her first billion dollars and has not stopped since. However, ambition usually comes at a price and Oprah recently revealed to Access Hollywood that she nearly had a nervous breakdown last year.

According to Oprah, her brain was so overly stimulated that reading pages proved difficult:

I thought …if I don’t calm down I’m going be in serious trouble.’ I was in the middle of doing voiceovers, you know? And I remember closing my eyes in between each page because looking at the page and the words at the same time was too much stimulation for my brain.

Last year, Oprah was filming for her recent role in The Butler, interviewing celebrities as well as attempting to run her television network OWN, which was struggling much of last year.

Times are better for Oprah as The Butler has grossed over $150 million and her OWN Network experienced their highest rated month this past August. Oprah recently partied at Jimmy Iovine’s house this past Sunday (September 24th) with Kim Kardashinan, Kanye West, R. Kelly, P. Diddy and many others.