SIGNS: Owner Of $1M New York Home Arrested For Disturbing Squatters
Squatter’s rights nearly supersede this New York homeowner’s in shocking case.

SIGNS: High School Students Could Face Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Ban In California
First TikTok, now Hot Cheetos?

SIGNS: COVID-19 Reportedly Cause Of Death For 70-Year-Old “Iron Lung” Polio Survivor
Rest in power Paul Alexander.

SIGNS: Clippers’ $2 Billion Dollar Stadium Vandalized By TikTok Teens Seeking Fame
You know what they say, boys will be boys—and break into the Intuit Dome.

SIGNS: Alleged Diddy & Meek Mill Lewd Audio Leaked On Social Media Likely AI-Generated
This is true nasty work!

SIGNS: Juvenile Detention Sergeant Jailed Over Explicit Love Letters Written To Teenage Detainee
This is truly a whirlwind story.

SIGNS: Mother & Daughter Walking Home From Drake Concert Killed By Reckless Driver
This is a truly sad and unfortunate event.

SIGNS: Maggots On A Plane Is Real—Not Samuel L. Jackson Film Remake
You won’t believe what the woman was offered who was the recipient of said maggots.


SIGNS: eBay Sent Spiders, Bloody Pig Mask & Other Disturbing Items To Elderly Couple
Who knew eBay was this ruthless….

SIGNS: Ecuador May Be Under “Internal Armed Conflict” After Live TV Broadcast Attack
I guess the revolution really will be televised!
SIGNS: Solar Storm May Lead To Months-Long “Internet Apocalypse”
How will any of us survive for months without Wi-Fi?

SIGNS: Meta Faces Lawsuits From 41 States Alleging Facebook + Instagram Are Addictive
Mark Zuckerberg been going thru it!

SIGNS: Colorado Bigfoot Sighting Could Confirm Existence Of The Elusive Sasquatch
What in the “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not,” do we have here?!?!

SIGNS: President Biden’s Dog Removed From White House Over Excessive “Biting” Incidents
Imagine getting your ass bit by a dog at The White house—come to find out it’s President Biden’s pup!

SIGNS: UPDATE—Official Tests Reveal ‘Mummy Alien’ Corpses Are 100% Non-Human Made
Them folks saying E.T. is really real!