‘Not a place for kids’: San Antonio man drives by restaurant with a giant shark on the outside. Then he realizes it’s not a seafood restaurant
‘ Enter at your own risk.’
‘Houston really don’t sleep’: Woman passes by Pinkhouse at 7am. Then she realizes people are still going
‘Straight to breakfast klub after this.’
Los Angeles woman goes to Twin Peaks and H######. Then she goes to Ojos Locos: ‘Have you SEEN the girls who work at Ojos?’
‘As a former twin peaks girl, you’re so right.’
‘Lyft and Uber literally do not care about their customers’: Dallas woman tries to file a complaint after late-night ride goes south. Then Lyft responds by retaliating against her
‘Yall lets switch back over to taxis.’
‘We bought food at H-E-B’: Woman stays at Houston Hyatt Regency. Then she tries to use the microwave
‘Staying at a hyatt is your first issue.’
Austin bartender begins to ‘vibe’ with male customer. Then he leaves his phone number on the check for her—except that he made one mistake: ‘I want no part of that’
‘He really ruined my night.’
‘He shaved his goatee and now he had glasses’: Verizon businessman walks into Texas office. Then he comes back a week later
‘I had this occur in my office 2 weeks ago.’
San Antonio woman DJs at nightclub. Then a customer walks in and tells her to turn her Airdrop on
‘My jaw dropped.’
Woman travels through Austin airport and shows up 5 hours early. Then she looks at her Spirit app
‘I’d be crying the whole way home.’
‘To this song?’: Flight attendant goes out to the Fort Worth Stock Yards. Then a man asks her to dance
‘That song is the most fun to dance to.’
‘I hope they see the loss in revenue’: Man goes to Buc-ee’s for road trip pit stop. Then he calls out its new policy
‘I wouldn’t spend 10 cents in that place.’
Texas parents make $400 deposit for kid’s birthday party. Then the ice storm hits—and the venue refuses to honor it
‘Even American airlines refunded people.’
‘If the cook comes out the back it’s about to be on’: San Antonio man goes to Jim’s. Then he gets ‘dinner and a show’
‘Is Jim’s san antonios waffle house?’
Poet Laureate Amanda Puryear El Drops Spoken-Word Album Nightly Dosage
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‘Y’all What Engineer Approved This?’: Magnolia, Texas Woman Pulls Up Texas Roadhouse on Her Apple Maps. Then She Zooms In
‘It’s ALL I CAN SEE NOW!’
‘Y’all gotta see this room though’: Man declares this hotel the ‘coolest’ in all of Austin, Texas. It’s an Embassy Suites
‘I wonder if that’s the place that used to have swans in that courtyard.’
Texas woman goes to new gym with a free 7-day pass. Then a worker tells her to review the terms and conditions: ‘We’re not gonna honor it’
‘Make this make sense.’
‘I can hear something in here’: Texas woman buys HEB chicken broth. Then she pours it out
‘H-E-B STANDING ON BUSINESS!’
‘He was badly behaved with the bartenders’: Austin man blasts Gabriela’s on Facebook. Then the owner posts receipts
‘Some people don’t have better things to do with their time.’
‘I hate Cedar Park’: Texas worker tried to deliver age-restricted order to hotel guest. Then a worker steps in
‘Racism is so exhausting.’
