Pharrell Williams
Pharrell Lanscilo Williams wants us to believe that he is a 48 years old cool kid from Virginia Beach. But he is not fooling anyone. Just looking at him makes it super-duper clear that he is a 1023-year-old vampire from Transylvania who has come to steal our souls with his unusual talents, beguilingly good looks, and love for the world. Is the Count Chocula inference too much? Well, what are we supposed to think? The man has never changed. He looks the same now, in 2021 as a father of 4, as he did when we first were introduced to him in the 90s as a hit-making from the production team, The Neptunes. (Sound effects go right here).
The “Happy” rapper tells people that he stays so young looking by maintaining a consistent skin-care regimen. He shared once, “I exfoliate like a madman. When you exfoliate and you drink a lot of water, that does good for you.” Actually, in 2020, he launched a skincare line to help people find their inner vampire without all the blood and ghoul that goes with the mythology. The multi-hyphenates brand is called Humanrace which has a system containing a cleanser, exfoliant, and moisturizer. A man of devout Christian faith, he probably is far from the movie monster and outside of the face washing, has another reason why he still looks like a college kid: he practices kindness and good living. Now that’s a regimen that we can all get behind.