By illseed
DISCLAIMER:
All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
YESTERDAY’S RUMORS!
Hey, this s a holiday - sing, celebrate for a king!
Hip-Hop Rumors: Bump J FREE!?! Jim Jones' Reality Show? Mike Jones' Shame!
THE NEWS RUN DOWN
Slim-Fast Offers Eminem A Deal
AHH Stray News: 50 Cent Forms Film Company
Witnesses Claim Diddy Involved In Assault Last Year
Fatman Scoop & Wife Encourage Voting - Via Sex
Nate Dogg Suffers Stroke; Rapper In Rehab
TODAY'S RUMORS!
FOXY BROWN READY TO GET OUT?
Foxy is using whatever means she can to get out of Rikers Island. The latest is she recently met with the presiding judge and there is a glimmer of hope. The only doctor that has been able to help Foxy and her ear situation is located in California. As expected the DA was hating, saying that there should be no sentence reduction even of Fox was dying. The judge will rule later in the month.
BROOKE HOGAN LEAVES SCOTT STORCH?
I don’t know what kind of contract Brooke Hogan had with Scott Storch. I would assume the Hulkster can get her out off any contract –even Scott Storch. Well, Brooke has a myspace page that has her record label status as, “Trying to find a good one!” She signed to Scott Storch’s Storchavelli Records in 2006 and hasn’t done a lot musically. Maybe this is the start of something new in '08. (She actually released a CD in 2006 called Undiscovered. Ironically, I just discovered it.)
EMINEM - GIVE ‘EM A BREAK!
First things first. I have to say…man, we have got to find some way to ease back on these celebrities. I feel there needs to be a new law for people like Michael Jackson, Eminem, Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse. I don’t know about Britney, but the rest of these celebs are mostly avoiding the limelight. This means, Eminem might have gained some weight, but he should be able to do that in privacy just like the rest of us.
ROY JONES WAXES TITO TRINIDAD
No disrespect to anybody, not even Felix “Tito” Trinidad. He’s a soldier. That said, Roy Jones thugged it over the weekend to decisively defeat Tito like he stole something. Check out one of the knockdowns in the video below. There was another flash knock down that wasn’t as interesting. The fight was a real good one, very technical indeed. Congrats to Roy!
FANTASIA’S BROTHER
I never really heard of this dude, but his name is Ricco Barrino. There are seedy little rumors that Ricco is signed to TI's record label or is about to sign to Grand Hustle. If you didn’t know, he’s a singer, not a rapper. He’s a singer in the same vein as a T-Pain or The Dream. Rumor has it, he was spotted with Young Dro, Yung LA, JR Get Money, and Big Kuntry King on Friday night in Fayetteville, NC.
GARY COLEMAN GETS THE LAST LAUGH!
Gary Coleman is getting piz-AID. For those that don’t know, Gary got a $400,000 bid of a pair of size 12XL-Regular Gap Kids sweatpants that he signed. I hope the bid is real so that Gary can cake up off ebay and then go get some super lotion. Now what happened is Gary’s woes appeared on TV and suddenly the bidding soared! Thank heaven for Jimmy Kimmel. Sheeesh. These rappers won’t help the man knowing they had “what you talking about” as a rap line in a song. Jeezy needs to donate that Lambo to G.C.
INSIGHT ON WHY EDDIE AND TRACEY’S UNION FAILED
I never quite could get how Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds could date for over a year and divorce in two weeks. Here are some quotes from MSNBC.
"Tracey's kids hate Eddie. They had an argument that ended in Edmonds calling Eddie's mom a b***h.
"Eddie was also upset that Tracey was refusing to take his last name after their 'wedding' ceremony."
I don’t know what Tracey’s last name was before Babyface, but she would still have her ex husband’s name while being married to Murphy. You know that ain’t riiiiiiiiight! Looking at her, I would have found a way to get over all obstacles.
RANDOM QUOTES
Joe Budden on Jay-Z (Shade 45):
“N***as is looking like Larry Holmes – flabby and sick.” (Why are people dissing Larry Holmes? Why is Budden asking for Jay to body him?)
A woman talking about how Sean Paul’s song “Temperature” causes her to get sick:
"As soon as the beat comes on, I don't know what it is, it just triggers my seizure.” (Shout out to Brock.)
Talib Kweli on why Obama might get him to vote (Detroit Free Press):
“Obama is very inspiring. Certainly I am considering whether or not I am going to vote for him, which is a big step for me. There is still a long time to go before Obama even gets nominated; we just have to see what is going to happen. But I’d be lying if I said he wasn’t impressive.”
ILLSEED QUICKIES
Maino has confirmed that he’s going to be signed to Grand Hustle, by way of Atlantic Records. Maino has a new song and its pretty good. Not mad.
Michelle Obama has already won something. One in five people polled by Playboy magazine felt Obama was the sexiest woman in politics. Then came Condoleezza Rice, then first lady Laura Bush and finally Hillary.
Rick Ross won the war of the openers for Roy Jones Jr. Better luck next time for Pastor Troy.
Did anybody notice that Macworld passed and there wasn’t one peep about a label, Jay-Z or otherwise.
I’M AN EVERY DAY NORMAL GUY!
This is a pretty funny video. Hey, I get scared when I go to the dentist too. Check it out!
RAPPER’S RAPPER
Do you really appreciate lyrics? Check out some lyricists that spit venomous venom like some snakes on a plane.
Crooked I was simply disgusting on this day, but I have to post it again so people understand how insane this man is in the mic.
Sly Boogie? OK…I stumbled over this in my surf, but he impressed me plenty.
Cee-Lo Goodie dumbs out
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
This is a huge sign that the world is coming to an end or the aliens are coming to the world. About 40 or more people in the town of Stephenville, Texas say they saw a UFO that was a mile wide with flashing lights. There are some photos and even video but nothing that will convince you or I that it’s visiting aliens. Here is a partial report from the National Ledger.
The Texas UFO sighting is definitely real. Very intense bright lights were spotted over Stephenville, Texas and many people witnessed the sighting. The event is huge, but one thing is missing, photos and video. So far, no one has brought forward any evidence on tape or with any digital format and that is all that is missing from what sounds like a huge UFO sighting.
All of the witnesses describe the same thing. It was a large object, perhaps even a mile wide, and had bright lights. It was flying low in the sky and some witnesses claim that fighter jets were pursuing it. It sounds very similar to the Phoenix Lights sighting on March 13, 1997.
Here is a video of Anderson Cooper talking about an amateur video.
I AM BORED!
Shout out to Dr. MLK JR! and read the AHH editorial on the man and his life.
MLK'S LAST SPEECH
A THOUSAND WORDS
TOMORROW, WE LOVE YOU!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
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