Good lord. Rihanna has a new boyfriend that’s not a boyish woman. She’s allegedly gotten a new friend that is very much a butch lesbian. The LGBT cats are outchea and they are winning like the hoes used to be. Its going to be odd to be straight soon. The National Enquirer has the report.

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RIHANNA’s ruse to make Chris Brown jealous by cozying up to another woman backfired when HE gave HER the heave-ho, a source told The ENQUIRER.

The 25-year-old Barbadian bombshell was recently photographed sitting on the lap of a masculine-looking woman. THAT woman later took to Twitter and gushed about how “good” Rihanna smells, then added: “Rihanna I miss you.” She followed that tweet with an image of a broken heart.

It wasn’t long before those messages sparked talk on the Web about RiRi ditching Chris for a “masculine new” girlfriend. But it was Chris who revealed during a radio interview in Australia that the on-again/off-again couple were going their separate ways.

“I can’t be focused on wife-ing somebody that young,” he said, then reportedly celebrated his 24th birthday in Las Vegas on May 4 with ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran.”

This was a good way to get at Chris…only thing I don’t think he cares.

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