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Hexmurda’s Column: The Vice Of Fame

Whutupdoe…I had this great article written out about one of the mainstays in entertainment for people of color.

 

If I do say so myself, I WENT THE F**K IN.

 

Unfortunately, someone called a Klan meeting and shut the piece down.

 

Oh,the humanity.

 

It was brilliant.

 

Extravagant.

 

Monumental.

 

F**king awesome.

 

Gnarly.

 

Oh,well.

 

If you n***as keep thinking there aren’t Powers That Be overseeing everything, even what you listen to, read and write, then you may as well put the collars on your own necks and whip yourselves.

 

Whatever, f**k it now.

 

I’m sure that piece will show up somewhere, floating around like the Willie Lynch letter. As a matter of fact, I can guarantee it.

 

So…what do we talk about today…oh, I know.

 

Let’s talk about FAME.

 

Naw, not Coco and Leroy “FAME”, not even Jay-Z fame.

 

Let’s talk about n***as being famous for no f**king reason.

Over 40 years ago, Andy Warhol said that in the future everybody will be world-famous for 15 minutes.

 

That n***a was like f**king Nostradamus.

 

It seems that people are becoming famous (or infamous) for some of the dumbest s**t.

 

Lorena Bobbitt, John Wayne Bobbitt, Devin Brown,Octo Mom, Monica Lewinsky, Jon and Kate, Rodney King, Superhead, Tila Tequila, etc.

Those are just names off the top of my head, but at first glance it appears that you can become famous for sucking d**k, having a bunch of kids, getting beat the f**k up, or getting your d**k cut off. Great.

 

I don’t want to be famous that muthaf**king bad.

 

But some people do.

 

As a matter of fact, A LOT of people do.

 

That’s why we’ve got all these dumb-ass reality shows, like “Survivor,” “Big Brother” and “The Apprentice.” These are kind of like Reality Game shows, where you win prizes throughout while facing eliminations and s**t. Winning the grand prize is surely a great reward, but I don’t think that’s what everyone is there for.

A lot of them are there to become famous.

 

 

Come on, dog. I know you didn’t think those chicks on Flavor of Love REALLY wanted to marry f**king Flavor Flav, did you? That s**t just proved to me that some women will do ANYTHING to be on TV.

Maybe a couple of those slores on the Ray-J show did want to get a Kardashian facial from Brandy’s brother, but most of them just wanted to be featured in Eye Candy.

 

The funniest s**t about the nimrods on those shows is that they’re only famous until the next season starts, then they’ve got a whole new cast of human clay to play with, and the old cast members are like dust in the wind.

 

Remember the “Real World”?

 

I don’t remember anybody from that s**t except Kevin Powell, Heather B. and Coral.

 

Oh, and when Kenny Anderson’s broad and that dumb white chick tried to say that dude David from “House Party 3” was a rapist because he pulled her covers off.

 

What are we on, “Real World 49, Mars”?

They’re running out of cities. We should be coming up on “Real World, Compton” pretty f**king soon.

I can’t wait to see that s**t.

 

The problem with getting on TV is that it can get messy, time consuming. Audition tapes, casting calls, call backs, etc. Who needs all that s**t when you’ve got the Greatest Invention In The World (thanks Al Gore), the Internet right at your fingertips to lead you directly to the Second Greatest Invention in The World-youtube.

That’s right ladies and jerks, the great youtube!

ANYBODY can become famous on youtube. All you need is a camera and a dumb f**king idea (like you can rap).

Yup, with youtube, even YOU can create dumb ass songs/dances and sit back and wait for Mr. Collipark to come scoop you up in a stretch limo.

 

S**t, with youtube you can have your own f**king CHANNEL and broadcast your WHOLE F**KING LIFE. If you’re already famous, you can even make your girlfriend famous.

 

But a funny thing can happen with fame.

 

It can consume you.

 

It can become YOU.

 

Whatever persona a person creates to achieve a desired level of fame can eat said person alive.

 

Seems like everybody wants the cameras pointed at them. Not just their own cameras, but everybody elses, too.

 

The problem is, you can’t control all of them.

Sooner or later they’re gonna catch you taking a s**t.

 

So what does all this s**t have to do with Hip-Hop?

EVERY-F**KING-THING.

 

Rappers these days want to be seen, they want to be the topic of discussion, they want to be the Main Attraction. Unfortunately, only a few can achieve that status through actual talent, others have to resort to other means to get attention. Some n***as go on youtube and do a music video a day,or go on other sites like WSHH and basically just talk s**t about other rappers. No music, or actual raps, just calling some other dude a b####.

 

Rappers want the spotlight at any cost, if it’s creating fake or real beefs, or incriminating themselves on audio or visual. They don’t give a f**k.

 

They’re all screaming “LOOK AT ME!” and trying to see who can

scream it the loudest.

 

Sometimes you scream and get the wrong peoples attention.

Then THEY’LL make you famous.

 

N***as always wanna be in the Public Eye. Well, the Public Eye doesn’t shut, kids. You can’t just be famous when you feel like it.

Get too famous, and you can end up involuntarily becoming a hermit, or with pictures of your private area plastered all over public newsstands.

 

Gotta be careful what you wish for.

 

The quest for fame and glory evidently knows no boundaries.

Sooner or later some nobody is gonna go on youtube or ustream and cut their d**k off, and they’re gonna become The Most Famous Person In The World.

 

For about 15 minutes.

 

Then somebody else is gonna blow their f**king brains out live and in color, and take that title.

 

Then the penis amputee is just gonna be The Guy With No d**k, and the Suicidal Exhibitionist is just gonna be dead.

 

Bow Wow: On Drake, Wayne, Omarion, Chris Brown, Ciara & More

In the second part of this exclusive interview with Bow Wow, AllHipHop.com talked to the young rapper about many of his affiliations and peers. The new Cash Money Millionaire was open and candid.

AllHipHop.com: You’re an artist that has been in the music industry since birth. What has it been like growing in that atmosphere?

Bow Wow: Everyone already knows my story. Snoop discovered me at the age of five. The reason why I’m different than a lot of other rappers is because of my upbringing. I have always had people like Jermaine Dupri and Snoop in my corner to guide me and teach me the fundamentals about Hip Hop. I always credit that to why I am here and able to do what I do. There’s no telling where I would be if I hadn’t have met these guys early on in my career. I was on The Chronic tour with Snoop, Dre, and Tha Dogg Pound. Not to be cocky but people should check my resume. I was around when Onyx was hot and not too many people can say that. It’s a blessing for me to be young then and to still be young now. It’s amazing and a blessing.

When it came time to sign again I didn’t know if I could trust another major. I had a lot of deals on the table but I wanted to go in a different route. I, not only, wanted to be surrounded by people who want to win, but to also bring what I do to the table and help make everything bigger. I felt comfortable signing with them. I know them. They are good guys and right now we are number one.

1993: When Lil Bow Wow appeared on “The Arsenio Hall Show”

AllHipHop.com: You and Lil Wayne both started your rap careers at relatively young ages. He, however, is not pigeonholed into the box of child rapper. Do you feel Cash Money will be the label to help you reach that broader audience?

Bow Wow: Oh most definitely. If you just look at the rooster that’s on Cash Money you can see that we are a label like no other. We have Kevin Rudolph who had the “Let It Rock” record. We have the number one pop record. By having that on board and so accessible I feel that Cash Money will be able to help me reach an audience that I never had. Given that we have these different genres of music over here at Cash Money, I definitely believe that can help expand my audience. I’d like to help bring the Hollywood side to Cash Money. I have a new movie with Ice Cube and I’m in and out of Hollywood so in a way it’s a win-win for me and the label.

AllHipHop.com: Looking at the acting side of your career, are there any other movies besides the Ice Cube one coming out?

Bow Wow: Right now the big thing is just Lottery Ticket with Ice Cube which I’m going to start shooting in October. Right after that I plan on releasing some singles. I’m already in the studio recording with Cool and Dre but right now I’m just messing around. I’m going to officially drop something in the fall so expect something big from me.

AllHipHop.com: On a side note, the Chris Brown/Rihanna incident is back in the news because of the Larry King interview. You were one of the first artists to come forward in with him and you were even in a youtube video with him afterwards. What is your take on how the situation is progressing?

Bow Wow: Chris is my brother. I hold him down. Even on the Larry King interview he spoke about his real friends and I’ve always been there for him. Right now I feel like the situation is kind of old. And I feel like I can speak for Chris’ fans when I say we just want to see him do what he is good at, and known for doing, which is entertaining. He’s in the studio working hard. He’s got his head up high. I speak to him every other day and it’s cool. We understand the circumstance and we’ll deal with him but Chris will overcome everything. He’s grinding right now and these things will only make him stronger. He’s gonna turn all the negative energy into positive energy.

AllHipHop.com: Let’s move from that relationship over to yours. You’ve been linked with a few people, most notably Ciara and Angela Simmons, so what’s going on in the personal life now?

Bow Wow: As of right now I am totally dedicated to my career. For me it is all about music, studio, and acting. I can’t tell you the last time I went to the club or anything. It’s only about shows, the studio, or reading a script. I feel like I have a lot to prove signing with Cash Money and I don’t have time to be running around with chicks and being on blog sites. I have no room for errors. I have no room for f**k ups. I signing with one of the greatest teams and I feel I need to work hard to be apart of it. I’m only 22 so I have a long career ahead of me and I’m married to music.

AllHipHop.com: Can you elaborate more on the situation that happened with “I’m A Flirt”? Was it your record or R. Kelly’s record? It appeared to be R Kelly’s record.

Bow Wow: Exactly. That’s what I’m saying. I delivered the record. I told them this would be my second single. I told them this would be a number one record. They laughed and told me that it wasn’t going to work. Really…even before I was signed Columbia Records had some issues with R. Kelly. It was some business issues where I guess R. Kelly didn’t get paid for a track or at least that’s what I heard. The only reason Kellz went out of his way and did that record was for me. I dropped my verse. The label didn’t like it because they wanted something more pop. Kellz called me up and said he loved the record and wanted it for his Double Up album.

He said he would keep me on it and give me the points. I said cool, as long as I got to keep my writing credit. That’s what we did because I didn’t want to record to go to waste either. So I gave it to Kellz, Kellz did it, and the next thing you know it’s a number one record. Just like I told Columbia. That was just me knowing me, knowing my music, and knowing where I needed to be and they could not see eye to eye. That was four years ago that they dropped the ball on that record. They dropped the ball on the Face Off project [collaboration with Omarion]. Even though we did do 500,000 on that project I still feel like a ball was dropped on the radio side. It has been like this every album. Every album is nonstop going through s**t and I just got tired of it.

AllHipHop.com: You had the Face Off album you had with Omarion. As you move over to Cash Money he is leaving Young Money. Any insight as to why that is occurring?

Bow Wow: As of right now I’m signed to Cash Money. As far as O’s situation, I have no idea. I wish him the best of luck. That’s my dude. I heard some of the music and I just wish him the best. I try not to get too involved in other artist’s situations.

AllHipHop.com: Now, when you started out your name was Kid Gangsta. Then you became Lil Bow Wow. Now you go by Bow Wow and you’re talking about using your real name in an album title. Are you trying to totally shed the Bow Wow image?

Bow Wow: I thought about it. I’ll say it. I was thinking about naming the album “Who is Shad Moss?” I want people to get familiar with who I am. I mean, people know my real name because when I do movies I go by it. That’s because I like to keep the movies and the music separate. We’ll see about the album title. I might just call it my name.

AllHipHop.com: Cash Money and Young Money both have an extensive rooster which includes artists like Lil Wayne, Drake, and Nicki Minaj. With so many people coming out of that system when can we expect to hear an album from you?

Bow Wow: Oh, I don’t want to put my album out until next year. I told Baby that I felt like the New Jack City II album was rushed and he agreed. He told me the same thing I said earlier. I didn’t need to put out an album. I didn’t need any money. They needed to put out an album. They needed money. He knew it. So if it takes me a year…if it takes me two years..I’m not putting out an album until its right. I know what I’m capable of doing. This situation is going to prove that Columbia was wrong and just didn’t know what they were doing. Cash Money likes to win and they are not going to put out anything that is not a winner.

AllHipHop.com: Do you feel Cash Money will help you evolve from child star to more of an adult rapper?

Bow Wow: I think that is all up to me. It’s a look but it all starts with me and what I need to do as an artist. There are different things that I need to do, such as picking the right movies, in order to help me get to that point. I definitely believe I will get there but I am not going to depend on the label for a look. I’m just looking to make good music where people can hear the maturity and growth. That’s why I’m doing the youtube’s and dropping the mixtapes so people can see more of me and get use to the growth. I think it all starts off with the person getting the respect so that’s what I’m going for in whatever I do.

The situation has me just as excited as my fans and I’m just as anxious as the people who say it might not work. The one thing I can say about Baby is that he is a very intelligent dude when it comes to music. They do not like to lose so please believe that if it ain’t right then it ain’t coming out. And hopefully I’ll be able to bring more to the label.

Hip-Hop Rumors: 50 Cent Changes Name? T-Pain Comes Back! Illy’s Assistants!

DISCLAIMER:

All content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.

THE DAILY TWO SENSE

What is the big deal about Obama talking to the kids about striving to be the best. Do they think he is going to be flashing subliminal messages like “Kill your grand parents” or something? If these kids can hear all this crap on TV and the radio, why not a positive lunchtime message? Now, I am not confused. I know there has been some controversy in the past over there, but never to this degree. I heard they are denying the speech in places with a Black student population as great as 80%.

By the way, I stand firm on the ground that LL Cool J released the first ALBUM by Def Jam Recordings. There was a rock group named Hose that may have precluded my boy T La Rock, but that was an obscure 7” record. Thanks and good day.

JAY-Z WORKING WITH JACK WHITE?

One of my readers hit me up with this interesting tidbit of rumor, but it seems like a fact.

The other day in the morning, Stephen was taking his son to school and also listening to sports talk radio. That wasn’t interesting so they turned the channel and got to a Top 40 station that was talking about Jay-Z. Lo and behold, they were talking to Jay-Z. The rapper was talking about what he’s done with people like Kanye. They seemed to ask him about other artists he’ll be bringing out and Jay shocked my homey. He said he was working with Jack White of the White Stripes. LOL. Jigga didn’t mention anything about J. Cole! Perhaps it was because he was on a mainstream station, he wasn’t thinking about it. Stephan thought it was a lost opportunity for Jay, especially since Jack is a pretty common dude in the mainstream. Jack White, eh? OK.

T-PAIN TALKS ABOUT JAY-Z…

T-Pain alleged Jay-Z dissed him in the “D.O.A.” era and said “Good riddance.” Wow…That’s pretty interesting.

SOME 50 CENT!

I just got word from a very credible source at Interscope who works apart form the A & R team, regarding Before I Self Destruct. The whole Dr. Dre situation regarding 50 Cent is that Fif is getting impatient at how quickly Eminem records were mixed and mastered and how Dre is taking his time with 50 cent’s songs – I HEARD. But THERE IS NO BEEF…its just Dre being a perfectionist as usual.

50 CENT AND JADAKISS? 50 CENT AND NAS – COOL?

Also, sources say 50 cent has finished recording a track with Jadakiss and Nas called “Eternal Ruler.” Interesting title. Dr Dre also reportedly convinced Nas to squash beef with 50 Cent. Apparently, they are both included on Detox in some form or fashion. , whilst both were recording material for Detox.

ILLSEED’S QUICKIES

My girl Baylee sent me this one: “Janet confirms in Harper Bazaar she is no longer with JD, not interested in marriage and how she doesn’t indulge in the media since her brothers death.”

Baylee is another possible assistant, but I didn’t use most of her rumors.

Oh Baylee also told me that Wayne’s tour surpassed 40 million in gross which is more than the Jay Z & MJB tour. Wayne is seriously killing the industry right now.

Rick Ross’ new album is going to be called Teflon Don with a movie to go with it.

Mary J. Blige may not be a go for the MJ dedication show.

“I have a big announcement to make. No one knows this … I am going to be the new judge on ‘American Idol.'” – Ellen Degeneres. (DOPE!)

Rick Ross is rumored to be engaged to his girlfriend.

Jay-Z should move about 300-350k. Not bad for the way that album was leaked. Wonder what Rae is expected to do.

Obama’s mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, wasn’t talked about as much as his grandmother, but not for long. There is a movie about his mom on the way.

THE TWITTER FOLLIES!

“50 Cent is a person I created, soon it will be time to destroy him and become somebody else.”

What the heck is 50 Cent talking about on Twitter? Kelvin “50 Cent” Martin is where the name came from, the now infamous BK stick-up kid. Anyway, I think 50 Cent is just going to act.

RANDOM QUOTES

Billy Danz said something to the effect that G-Unit didn’t have any money over there for M.O.P. To that, Tony Yayo has responded.

“I seen something on a website where M.O.P. said G-Unit was going broke. I don’t know what he was talking about, I still got two houses, I still got cars, as well as 50. I just feel like, when a n*gga give you an opportunity, you either gonna make it work or it’s not gonna work. Either one. M.O.P, that was their first time being on MTV and BET. That was their first time really being on a major tour, Anger Management Tour which 50 spent like $8 mil on — What about the money he spent on you, Laze, everybody that was in your entourage hotels, n*ggas stayed in the Ritz, burninig cigarettes on the dresser, burning pillows, starting fires, smoking sh*t out doing crazy sh*t when the bill comes back. He didn’t complain about that — when everything is happening, everybody’s happy. But when sh*t is not happening for a n*gga, a n*gga’s disgruntled.”

What the hell..Trey Songz is buggin’ out! I’m not hardly an R. Kelly fan, but Trey has lost his marbles.

“At this point I feel like R Kelly knows if he was to step in that arena with me he couldn’t PLAY with me as far as lyrically, word play or metaphorically in that arena after the way I came on death of Kellz. Kellz is older. He’s an old man.”

HEY! SON OF BASERK HIT ME UP!

I don’t know why I act like these artists don’t read illseed! ½ Pint from Son of Bazerk (the hype lady) hit me up and let me know some things about the group. This is for the real heads on their 90’s rap and those interested.

I want to thank the shouts on Allhiphop.com Son of Bazerk featuring No Self Control and the BAND! are back and working in the studio. keep ya ears open for some hot SH*T! to hold the real hip hop heads over til then we have some stuff from our unreleased 2nd album on youtube.com

Thank 4 the Love,

1/2pint from Son of Bazerk featuring No Self Control and the BAND!

ASSISTANT CONTEST

I want you guys to pick who the hell you like so that your insatiable need for rumors. I DID NOT edit the candidates just so you know. I basically cut and pasted as is.

Contestant No 1. is Virginia Girl TRH. I don’t know much about her, but she sent some decent rumors. I cut some out, but included the most current stuff.

Rumor 2: Jamie Foxx supporting Gold diggers he says if you look good you should have a man with money and not no broke down ass n####. Thanks Jamie for supporting a sister and letting us know get at anybody with money for the $$$DOLLARS$$$. But what’s wrong with this pic? Is that the chick Milan from BET’s College Hill South beach? Milan must have got some of his dollars this particular day. Damn reality TV sure is a breakthrough for some folks. SMH they should let everybody do reality TV this day in age I should have my own show. (Courtesy AP)

Rumor 3: Your boy Pastor Mase is looking for a gig and been trying to get at PUFF to be PUT ON but Diddy like he ain’t adding no one to the camp anytime soon. Damn Mase you need to be saying a prayer right now and keeping the faith that things are gonna work out. What happen to G-Unit? They booted you out their camp to? SMH (Courtesy AP)

R. Kelly. had his lil run in with the LAW and some people believe that was him vice versa in the video but the one thing we can’t take away from this man is that his talent is so RAW and Amazing and for that reason I still get down with Kellz. He is an amazing singer and songwriter. His albums are CLASSICS and no one, not anyone can take that away from him. I am highly anticipating his album and can’t wait to hear it.

Rumor 3: Chris Brown and Rhianna I am so tired of these episodes. The one thing that makes me so mad about this situation is that it takes two to fight. Why is everyone avoiding the fact that when a women hits a man first she is wrong too. I have to say that Chris deserves a little respect because instead of him bashing Rhi Rhi he is taking full fledge blame for what happen but come one I’m a woman I’ve been in these situations where i hit a man and did him like a dog and when he back fired i couldn’t go crying to nobody because guess what I was wrong. This just goes to show that no matter how much $ you have and living a superstart life you can still suffer from THIN LOVE Syndrome called Jealousy. How is it that Rhi Rhi jealous of that old woman. SMH she need to get counseling to on something called self-esteem and confidence.

So what do you think of Virginia Girl TRH?

Contestant No. 2: marcuS Flair!

Theres a rumor of Joe Jackson starting a group with Micheal Jacksons 3 kids called the jackson 3!!! lawd have mercy, Micheal Jack must be flippen in his new grave about this, the last thing he wanted was joe around his kids and now rumors already have joe yanking off his pants holder upper demanding poor Paris and the Princes to dance a jig.

Finally a new rumor just knocked me upside my head like Pacman Jones away from his handlers was that The Dream just married Christina Milian`WITHOUT A PRE NUP. WHAT!!! Dream been on the charts like R. Kells in the`late 90s while Milan been`switchen boyfriends like we do our Als. Mabey The Dream hasnt heard about Nas paying Kellis 55k a month!!! We’ll if this true The Dream is certainly in dreamland & his boyz should of told him a.a.a.a.

So what do you think of marcuS Flair? (I don’t know why he does his name like that.)

Contestant No. 3: Jill Jamison

1. Jermaine Jackson is so desperate to get Chris Brown to perform at the Michael Jackson tribute, that he is willing to pay him $50,000.

2. Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland are begging Beyonce to have a Destiny Child’s reunion, because both of them are broke and looking for work. Beyonce wants to consider it, but Matthew and Jay-Z are advising her against it.

3. Kim Zolciak’s sugar daddy, Big Poppa lives in a house on West Paces Ferry in Atlanta. It is a mile away from a local Whole Foods on the same street, and diagonally across from the Governor’s mansion.

4. Jay-Z’s music videos and Rocawear clothing line often showcase, and promote demonic symbols, and have secret society undertones to them.

5. Steve Harvey or someone related to him are shooting a new reality show to shop around to different TV networks.

So what do you think of Jill Jamison?

Contestant No. 4: Chance

WHO WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ???

So

it looks like J. Lo is planning a comeback.  She was just in NY

shooting her new movie The Backup Plan and looking good if I may say so

myself (see below).  And now shes gearing up to shoot a video with

Pitbull this Saturday.  The casting notice calls for a good looking

25-35 year old who doesn’t mind doing a “heavy kissing scene with lead

female”.  Five-hundred bucks to make-out with Jennifer Lopez???  There

are worse gigs.

MR. & MRS. CARTER: REGULAR PEOPLE WITH COOL TOYS

I thought it was hillarious that Jay sounded disgusted when Ciph

and Rosenberg asked him if he ever went back to Marcy … “….ummmm I dnt

live there anymore”.  Apparently Willamsburg is his new stomping

grounds.  This guy claims to have run into Jigga man and the Mrs at a

bar in BrookLAND:”…I went and stood by him and said, ‘Man, it’s great to see you;

may I buy you a drink?’ … [he] just said, ‘Sure, I’ll have a Patron

tequila’ … Beyoncé came out of the ladies’ room and had [one] on me as

well. I thought it was just great … they just acted perfectly normal

and gave me the great pleasure of buying for them.”The first couple of Hip-Hop were also recently seen in the Hamptons

pushing this $500,000 2010 Devon GTX.  The rest of us will have to wait

until the first quarter of 2010 to get one.GHETTO CINDERELLA STORY (KINDA)I

bought into the Mega-Millions lotto hype.  I thought I was getting

signs from god that I was gonna win so me and my man (pause… don’t get

at me Joe) Vinny Bucks copped a ticket.  Needless to say since I’m not

on an island somewhere I didn’t hit (pause).  One of the people who

STOLE my money is James “Jimmy” Groves, a Harlemite who works the

graveyard shift stacking chairs at the garden (dude looks like he

probably had DVD’s, white tees and knew where to get a little something

something for you too).   He claims:“…I didn’t have a dime in my pocket … I asked for a lottery ticket … and the next day, I won $166 million”When

asked about the 40 calls he gets every day from people like his mothers

third uncles baby mothers sister he told the NY post:“…everyone is on me like stink on s**t”LMFAO … I love to see my people come up all crazy even though that was mine on some G s**t.

IM JUST SAYIN’DJ’s refusing to play T-Pain cause he dissed Jay-Z is d**k riding in it’s purist form.Didn’t the Bow Wow and Tyra Banks kiss look awkward as a muh.  Brought me back to Truth or Dare at Museum Middle School.The

Dream didn’t get a pre-nup????  I guess when the next hot producer or

songwriter Christina works with snatches her up he’s gonna have to come

up off half that Island Def Jam money.

So, what do you think of Chance?

WHO WAS THE BEST?

DiscussionsView Results

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY

I didn’t know Jay-Z has a son that nobody knew about. Check it out right here.

HA! Fooled ya didn’t I? Well, that teenager just looks like Jay. I thought it was a really good Photoshop though.

EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY!

Timing is everything as these brothers found out.

OBAMA’S SPEECH TO KIDS

Here it is, kids:

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MR. & MRS. CARTER, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

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Kool Keith Returns With ‘Bikinis & Thongs’

Eccentric pioneering Hip-Hop emcee Kool Keith has announced he will release a new album titled Bikinis & Thongs next month.

 

Kool Keith, who started in the rap game as a founder of The Ultramagnetic M.C.’s, has released ten albums under a variety of aliases, including Dr. Octagon, Mr. Nogatco and Dr. Dooom, which he recently resurrected.

 

For Bikinis & Thongs, Kool Keith enlisted Denis Deft and Yeti Beats to handle production duties.

 

On Thursday, September 25, Kool Keith will hit the stage alongside Dan The Automator, Yeti Beats, The Pharcyde’s Fat Lip and numerous other emcees.

 

Kool Keith is expected to perform material from Bikinis & Thongs, including the album’s lead single “Executive Suites.”

 

Kool Keith’s Bikinis & Thongs is due in stores October 13th.

Pioneering DJ Disco Wiz Drops New Memoir

Legendary Hip-Hop pioneer Luis “DJ Disco Wiz” Cedeño will kick off the Bronx Museum of Art’s Bronx Talks series with a book signing for his new memoir, It’s Just Begun: The Epic Journey of DJ Disco Wiz, Hip-Hop’s First Latino DJ.

 

The release of the 180-page book marks the latest achievement for Cedeño, who is noted for his alliance with fellow Hip-Hop legend Grandmaster Caz to form the Mighty Force Crew.

 

The union proved fruitful in 1977 as Cedeño and Caz created a “mixed plate” which combined sound bites, special effects and paused beats.

 

It’s Just Begun offers 50 never-before-seen photos coupled with a look inside Cedeño’s world as it chronicles his turbulent relationship with his father and efforts to protect his mother who was suffering from breast cancer while growing up in the Bronx in the 1960s and ‘70s.

 

While the half-Cuban, half-Puerto-Rican turntablist’s rise during the early years of Hip-Hop is prominently featured, the book also delves into Cedeño’s time behind bars at the age of 17 on an attempted murder charge in addition to his journey towards overcoming his setbacks through love, self-respect, and self-determination.

 

Cedeño’s book signing is the first event lined up for the Bronx Talks series. The monthly event will feature Bronx–based writers and/or books about the Bronx.

 

The book signing for Cedeño’s It’s Just Begun: The Epic Journey of DJ Disco Wiz, Hip-Hop’s First Latino DJ will be held from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. September 25 at the museum.

 

Admission is free.

AllHipHop ChartWatch: Jay-Z And Raekwon Square Off

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            Now normally on a day like today I would just rush through the top 10 and move on to dropping this week.  Let’s be

honest….some of you guys have already skipped down there before even finishing

this sentence.  Well, I skipped out last

week and I like my job so let’s look at who is on the charts.  Jay Z and Raekwon can wait a couple of

paragraphs.

            Well for

those of you that didn’t skip down and are still with me the top ten this week

has a couple of newcomers.  If you would

have told me 15 years ago that the first artist has a number one album it would

have made sense.  If you would have told

me five years ago that this artist had a number one album I would have looked

at you like you’re crazy.  Well, don’t

call it a comeback!  Whitney Houston

returns with her latest album, I Look To

You, and sells about 300,000 copies to take the top spot.

            That is

followed by the girl that’s teaching your children how to pole dance….Miley

Cyrus everyone.  It’s only a matter of

time before she winds up with Dr. Drew on celebrity rehab so enjoy her latest, Time Of Our Lives, which comes in at

number two.

            The next

artist has been working in the music industry for a while and is really

starting to shine as of late.  Trey Songz

manages to mess up my spell check and sell 135,000 copies of his new album, Ready

That puts him solidly at number three with the hopes that he will be

able to maintain his status on the charts for next week.

            At number

four we have the incomparable Michael Jackson who holds the spot with his

collection, Number Ones.  The late musician also holds the number nine

spot with his chart topping album, Thriller.

            In the

relaxed, laid back category we have Colbie Calliat whose latest album, Breakthrough, comes in at number

five.  That is followed by Kings of

Leon’s Only By The Night, and

Chevelle’s Sci-Fi Crimes at numbers

six and seven respectively.

            The next

artist was featured last time in “Dropping this Week” and debuts on the

countdown at number eight.  Miami rapper

Pitbull has a loyal fanbase and they help him move 41,000 copies of his latest

album Rebelution.

            The last

spot in the countdown is held by Taylor Swift whose latest album, Fearless, continues to hold onto the

charts selling 35,000 copies.

            Those of

you that read each week already know about my feelings about the Black Eyed

Peas but I’m not going to hate.  They are

at the eleventh spot selling 33,000 copies of their latest studio album, The E.N.D.  Odds are they will be back on the top ten

next week so there’s no need for me to count them out yet.

            Another

group featured in “Dropping this Week” was the Insane Clown Posse.  Their new disc, Bang! Boom! Pow!, sells 21,000 units and puts them at the number

twenty five position.

            The next

two artist have been right next two each other on the charts for the past few

weeks.  Eminem moves 14,000 copies of his

last studio album Relapse and claims

the thirty third spot followed by Fabolous at thirty four with Loso’s Way.

            On to

“Dropping This Week”

 

 

DROPPING THIS WEEK

 

            I applaud those of you that exercised will power and actually read through the top 10.  To the rest of you…shame.  (Actually, I would have skipped down here the

second I read the name Miley Cyrus). 

Let’s just go ahead and get the obvious out of the way.  You guys have been waiting on this for

months….years really.  That’s right 3OH!3

are finally  The American electronic group from Boulder,

Colorado —ok…I’ll stop.  You don’t care

about 3OH!3 and neither does their label if they are releasing them this week. dropping an album.

            You do,

however, care about Blueprint 3 and Only Built For Cuban Linx II.  What can really be said about these two

albums that has not already been said. 

There are reviews for both albums here at AllHipHop.com that have strong

commentary from fans.  There are die hard

fans for both “Jigga” and “The Chef”. 

Many of you had already begun commenting about the albums well before they came out.  (Don’t know how you guys are getting albums

so early…).  So far the response to

Blueprint 3 is you either hate it or love it. 

Jay is either evolving or losing his touch.  With Raekwon it’s either a return to the

original Wu-Tang sound that we all loved or the album is just stagnant and

shows no growth.  Both of these albums

are perfect examples that you can not please all the people all the time.  I for one like them both but what do you guys

think?  Are both of them showing growth

or losing touch?  Can the albums be put

up against each other and if so which one is better?  Are they some of the artist’s best work?  Am I asking too many questions?  Let’s get back on topic.

            Only

because I’m going to feel bad, 3OH!3 is coming out with an album this week.  They are really a band.  They are really from Boulder, Colorado.  The new disc is called Want and is their second album but first major release.  The album has Kid Cudi and Katy Perry on it

so it could be interesting.  It looks

they are kind of like a rap-rock hybrid so if you’re into that (or can’t want

for Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit to return with an album) then you may want to

check them out.  (Really though, if you

want to see something….different….yeah, different…youtube the group’s new song

“Holler Till You Pass Out.”  I don’t know

if they are serious or if it’s a joke.  And

they’re not really like Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park.  They are more like the dudes from Saturday

Night Live.  I half expect T-Pain to come

out of nowhere and start singing about a boat).

            I’m sure

there are other people dropping albums this week but do you care?  I gave 3OH!3 some time because I clowned them

early but everyone is just interested in Jay-Z and Raekwon.  I’m sure they should be on the charts for

next week so with that we’ll bring the week to a close.

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VIDEO BATTLE: Fat Joe vs 50 Cent vs Nicki Minaj

The Beat Battle Returns fresh and new as the summer comes to a close. Just as the winter enters, the battle heats things up with a fresh set of music videos to duke it out for world supremacy.

This week we have very complicated, but diverse group duking it out.

Ladies First.

Nicki Minaj has somehow managed to get traction in a male dominated genre like Hip-Hop. It can’t all be her looks, as the New York native signed on with one of the major forces in music today. Lil Wayne and Young Money won’t be there in the imaginary ring in this battle though. So, is her “Itty Bitty Piggy” sufficient in this era?

See for yourself.

NICKI MINAJ – “ITTY BITTY PIGGY”

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FAT JOE = “HEY JOE”

Fat Joe returns to the game with a gat! Rock purists will be moved by this song, as long as they don’t hate on the Jimi Hendrix sample. There are a lot of street videos going on out there, but this one looks more like a scene from “Bronx Tale.” It is well-produced, dramatic and gritty – like a movie. The only major flaw is that the song is quite short. Nevertheless, it seems like Fat Joe is ready to strike gold again in the music industry.

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50 CENT – “FLIGHT 187”

50 Cent is a character. Just when you think there is nothing in the tank, he bursts out with something like “Flight 187.” The rapper has released several mixtapes and videos promoting everything from the oft-delayed Before I Self Destruct to books to community events. This video is an exercise in creativity from the rapper and his tech team. The ending even disturbed many people that feel he took it over the top. He even takes time to shoot a lyrical jab at millionaire counterpart Jay-Z. Click here to see for yourself.

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BONUS BATTLER- JASIRI-X

The ages of Public Enemy and other assertive, political voices are all but gone from rap’s landscape. There are a couple of modern day pioneers that forge ahead. One of them is Jasiri X of Pittsburgh. Although he hasn’t been able to interrupt programming on BET or MTV, the emcee has been fortunate to gain major attention by way of grassroots marketing and the internet. His latest video is called “The Crucifixion of Van Jones.” It addresses Barack Obama’s Green Czar, who was recently forced to step down, under allegations that he was once a communist. He also reportedly claimed that G.W. Bush might have had some involvement in the Sept. 11 terror attacks. Sounds like a Jadakiss line. Van Jones claims the Right has railroaded his aspirations for Mother Earth. He’s got a fan in Jasiri X. Check this video.

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DJ Green Lantern: Honoring Hip-Hop

James

D’Agostino, better known as, DJ Green Lantern, has been personally

honoring Hip-Hop since ‘89. Creeping towards perfection, the self-proclaimed The Evil Genius can

transform a computer into a musical instrument, “People are surprised

when they find out I’m a professional producer. I’ve been producing

since 1991; I never stopped.” Adding to his diverse musical repertoire

The Evil One has become an accomplished DJ, an entertaining on-air personality

and a prominent mixtape guru. These collective efforts are a way in

which he continues to infuse his unique creativity into Hip-Hop.

      Having

worked many of Hip-Hop’s elite, The Evil Genius still welcomes working

with the inventive new faces like Johnny Polygon, the compelling voice

that singing the hook on Nas’ “Black President.” JP is the first

artist signed to Green’s Invasion Music. “He actually has a project…

look out for it. It’s pretty dope—it’s left of what you’d expect.”

Johnny Polygon’s debut effort, Wolf

In Cheap Clothing is due later this year.

      In

an exclusive interview with AllHipHop.com, DJ Green Lantern discusses

everything from his favorite creative aspect of Hip-Hop to payola to

beef.

AllHipHop.com:

You can be considered a musical Renaissance man you’re a DJ, you’re

a producer and you’re an on-air personality. Within Hip-Hop what’s

your favorite creative medium?

Green: With producing

I can do what I want to do. I can take a sound-bite from a movie, I

can take a little phrase that somebody says from a record and use it

a’capella and little phrase that someone says from a record. I can

get a beat from somewhere else and mix ‘em all up and do what I want

with it; and make it all artistic and creative. People will be able

to sit with it and rewind it and really catch the creativity. Sometimes

being on the radio those elements like fly over people’s heads. You

just listen to it in real time you don’t get to rewind it like that.

So you do different things on radio you have moments with [the] artists.

Then in the club those kind of moments kind fly by them. When you put

a set together you do it more simple [and] more to the point. You try

to get that response in the club. I would say creatively, just strictly

creatively speaking, I would say the mixtapes. But I enjoy being a club

DJ, a DJ and an on-air personality and writer of songs and what not. 

AllHipHop.com: Can you

remember what motivated James D’Agostino to make Hip-Hop his career?

Green:

To make it my career was [doing] the mixtapes. The rush that you get

from the love from putting out a project. People are ohhhing and ahhhhing

over it because it was so creative. It was next level with the production

and what not on it. It wasn’t what people were used to. I was getting

responses like, ‘Yo, that s### was crazy. That s### is hot.’ It

was a different type of response. I was like I can work with this thing.

It wasn’t let me make a living off of this; it was let me just keep

getting that response. The by-product of that was all of a sudden some

money came through. I was able to quit a job and really realize my love

and just do this. 

Before I was a DJ I was making

beats and calling myself a producer. This was back in 1991. Some beats

I had was on the back burner then the DJ thing came around. Then the

mixtape thing and it brought my name to the world; people kinda paid

attention when I produced a song. I was able to walk into a studio with

a big name artist and turn in my beats because they knew me as a DJ.

That’s how I got able to produce Ludacris “Number One Spot” and

Busta Rhymes and Rick James “In The Ghetto,” you know stuff like

that, Nas’ “Dear President.”

AllHipHop.com: Have

you ever recycled a beat?

Green:

Man, I think I just did that. That’s a thorough-ass question; I just

did that, probably a few times. Like, I might have made something and

I really didn’t do nothing with it or nobody took the beat. I guarantee

you I just did that for this dead prez song. I had an original beat

that I had made. Damn, I don’t want to give this away—okay, I’ll

say it like this. There is this huge project that is coming out that

I can’t say the name of. I had shopped the beat to this artist. He

ended up not getting back to me saying that he wanted the beat until

after I had recorded the beat with dead prez. 

That’s just kinda the standard

in the music game; you shop beats to a whole bunch of different people,

whoever wants to get on it will get back to you. If business is right

that’s who gets it. Sometimes people will have beats. Just because

they have six million beats in their computer doesn’t mean that they’re

theirs. You have to pay for them… Bottom line, there was this song

I shopped to this huge artist. This artist has been working on this

big ass project that everyone has been waiting on for a bunch of years.

And that says enough. 

AllHipHop.com: What’s

your overall feeling about the time that you spent with Shady Records?

Green:

Ah, man, blessings, I learned a whole lot. I toured the world. I was

kind touring the world before that. I had been to Europe and Australia

on a deejay level where you’re doing clubs and things like that. But

that was a whole ‘nother level that I saw with [Shady Records] which

was like 50,000 people in an arena, and outside and s### like that.

It was definitely a great time in my life; big up to everybody over

there. 

AllHipHop.com: Armageddon,

what’s its status, will it be forever banished to the land of lyrical

purgatory? 

Green:

[laughs] You have a crazy vocabulary on you. Did you say purgatory?

Wow. Dang, can I use that? Armageddon was almost finished and

it was kinda left alone when I left that situation. You know, some of

that music was attached and owned by the labels, so you have label issues

going on. I make so much music— so if that’s going to be a stipulation,

then aight, cool. 

AllHipHop.com: How do

you incorporate an artist that you normally wouldn’t listen to? When

there’s a popular record that people love; but, you as a man may think

it is garbage; when you’re deejaying, how do you remain unbiased? 

Green:

Interesting, that kinda doesn’t collide with me, I’m really lucky

to be in that situation. In my current radio show on Sirius Radio they

say play what the hell you want to play, you know. But at the club,

I would say that that may apply because I play for the people; I play

for the crowd that’s in front of me. If I don’t like a particular

record—Like, I wasn’t big on Miami Bass. Honestly when it first

came out I wasn’t big on it but I knew that for at least for that

10 or 15 minutes a night you had to play at least four records at the

club. If I gotta play “Me So Horny” in the club, if that’s going

to make the crowd go crazy, how could I deny that? It’s only like

that in the club and I’m not mad at that because I can look at these

1000 people going crazy to this record…

AllHipHop.com: As a

man with a voice you’ve been forthcoming with some of your political

opinions you were part of the “Bin Laden” track and you teamed up

with Russell Simmons for the Yes We Can

Mixtape. Do you think that Hip-Hop is an effective form to catalyze

political change? 

Green:

Most definitely… To put it in simple terms, if you have the people

and you have the politicians, if the politicians see that the people

are feeling a certain way and that they’re organizing and gathering

a certain way and they’re gathering around, let’s say music. Then

you have people with political ideas like Immortal Technique or a Dead

Prez and it’s galvanizing x amount of people and these people are

protesting and their voices are starting to get heard. Then x amount

of politicians or political entities will take that into consideration

when they formulate policy.

That’s how I look at things.

If you stay quiet and keep your mouth shut, to them everything is cool

there’s no problems, nothing needs to be changed. On a basic level

people are stirred up or inspired by music. Say a song like “Bin Laden” 

or whatever else, you know, Nas’ “Black Presidents” or Jeezy’s

“My President Is Black” — the people that are making decisions

just on a small level will consider [that] if I want to stay in power

[and] if this is the general consensus of the people that will be electing

me two years from now, I’ll need to put some policies in play that

will reflect their concerns and their interests. 

AllHipHop.com: Let’s

bring this back to Hip-Hop, as a DJ you have a lot of power in regards

to what songs will get played. Have you ever participated in any payola?

Green:

Hell no! Something was brought up, there was a disgruntled artist [who]

put a accusation out there that I told him I needed some money from

him to play his s###, and hell no! First of all, let me be clear, I

work one day a week on satellite radio for two hours. That don’t garner

no damn payola. First and foremost, if they’re paying somebody they’re

paying the guy’s that on every day. But strictly speaking, they don’t

even offer the one-day-a-week guys no brown paper bag or no type of

money, period. Because, we don’t affect the BDS’s (Broadcast Data Systems) like the every day

guys do. So, when you hear about people being accused of payola, it’s

mostly the guys that’s on every day. That’s not to shine the light

over there; I’m just saying you shouldn’t look over here. A once-a-week

guy is not enough to sway your BDSs. If I give you one spin a week,

you know, the math doesn’t add up.  

AllHipHop.com: Within

the last five years which two Hip-Hop tracks do you think have had the

best production?

Green:

Great question, damn. I would say one of which is the Jay-Z and Nas

“Black Republicans” and I believe that L.E.S. did. That was on the

Nas album it was the song where they crushed the beef and all that.

That beat to me is just retarded; definitely a favorite. I loved the

Jeezy beat from the last album, it was a song called “Who Dat,”

Shawty Redd made the beat. The “Who Dat” beat is crazy. I appreciate

the Southern just as much as I just named the “Black Republicans”

beat [because] it’s a straight sample and horns and a super New York

sounding beat. I still appreciate it for what it is a straight super

Southern joint in my eyes. It is done well. To me that beat right there

is straight aggression, the way the drums come in, and it switches up

and goes up in the register.  It’s crazy to me. I love the Busta

Rhymes [“Respect My Conglomerate”] beat. I love that beat. I’m

just a fan of beats. I could go on and on. 

AllHipHop.com: Let’s

get on producers; within the last year has any emerging producer caught

your attention?

Green:

Probably Exile. He’s crazy… If you Google him or YouTube him, Exile

does these live MPC things where he’s going crazy on the MPC live.

His beats are real ill. He’s kinda in the school of J Dilla where

it’s like super chopped up samples and dope s### like that. I would

say Exile and on the Queen side of things, there’s a up-and-coming

producer, Nicco.  The reason I say him is because there’s another

spectrum across from Exile. He has a really dope futuristic-sounding

music where it’s not sampled based. I can appreciate the whole spectrum. 

AllHipHop.com: Last

question, beef; is it necessary within Hip-Hop? 

Green:

I f**king hate beef; I’m a vegetarian. I think that beef has gotten

extremely out of control. It’s not genuine anymore; the issues that

people have I don’t believe anything anymore. I feel like the whole

thing is just a marketing ploy. It’s been pimped and ho’d like many

other aspects of Hip-Hop. At one point it was interesting because of

the human nature point of it all. You know, back when LL Cool J versus

Kool Moe Dee that was interesting. Back then we never thought that s###

was a fake or WWE; but, later on you did because it got pimped and ho’d….  

With KRS-One versus MC Shan,

that thought never crossed your mind, that that s*** was fake. That

s*** was real. The money wasn’t there; they weren’t using it as

a marketing clause for album sales or visibility on blogs or to help

generate interest on a album; none of that s***. It’s become retarded

it’s crazy. I hate the word and it’s disgusting.

AHH Stray News: 50 Cent, Fab Vs. T-Pain, Lil Wayne, Speech DeBelle

Rapper 50 Cent has set off speculation that a name change could be coming after the release of his fourth major album, Before I Self Destruct. 50 sent a cryptic message on his Twitter.com page, stating “50 Cent is a person I created, soon it will be time to destroy him and become somebody else.” 50 Cent took his name from Kelvin “50 Cent” Martin, a notorious “stick-up kid” who hailed from Brooklyn, New York and was the subject of the documentary Infamous Times: The Original 50 Cent. In related news, 50 Cent’s book The 50th Law with author Robert Greene, landed in stores yesterday (September 8).

 

Fabolous recently took to Twitter.com, where he fired off a series of Tweets attacking superstar producer T-Pain. Fabolous mistakenly replied to a Tweet sent from a phony T-Pain Twitter account that stated “f**k Jay-Z and Fabolous too.” In addition to defending his own honor, Fabolous took up for fellow Brooklynite Jay-Z, who was dissed by T-Pain just days earlier in Las Vegas. Yesterday, a trending topic on the site was the “hash tag” “#tpainbetter.” That was followed by a number of insults, including #tpain better not meet me in Brooklyn” and..#tpainbetter audition to be a California Raisin….“He’s done. stop singin in the fan… that aint talent we can all do that.” When Fabolous found out the Tweet was from a fake account he stated: “thats jus a taste of what u’ll get if u f**k wit me via twitter, Back to my Twitter chillin.” T-Pain has yet to respond to Fabolous’ rant.

 

Lil’ Wayne’s 2008-2009 North American tour schedule grossed over $42 million dollars, making it the most lucrative Hip-Hop tour ever tracked by industry trade magazine, Billboard. Lil Wayne headlined 78 arena’s or amphitheater concerts from December 2008 to September 2009, drawing over 804,000 fans. Wayne’s $42 million topped Jay-Z’s 2008 tour with Mary J. Blige, which raked in $34.6 million off of 28 shows.

 

Rapper Speech DeBelle beat out 11 acts to win the esteemed Mercury Prize for her album Speech Therapy. The rapper, who hails from south London, won the Mercury Prize for releasing what critics felt was the best album in the past year. In addition to added exposure as a new artist, Speech DeBelle won £20,000. “I feel so good. It feels better than I imagined. My family’s here. My friends are here. I’m from south London – I don’t get emotional – I’m emotional. This proves if you believe in something and you think you can do it, you can achieve it,” Speech DeBelle said.

Hip-Hop Rumors:Another Baby For Wayne? Fabolous Says “My Bad!” Illseed Needs Help!

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Lady Gaga is reportedly offended that people actually thought she may have a bozack under that dress.

Raekwon is No. 1 on iTunes.

It is looking like Eminem is going to do a video for “Forever” with Drake, Wayne and Ye.

Rick Ross has fallen back from wanting to battle Eminem.

Rumor has it, Jermaine Jackson is spazzing over control of the money that the rest of the Jackson’s are being offered to perform. He allegedly thinks he should get more and has proclaimed himself to be the “new Michael Jackson.”

Congrats to The Dream and C. Milli on their marriage!

Sean Penn is reportedly dating Jessica White. I guess this is a big deal, because he’s White and she’s Penn…I mean, Black.

I heard Jay-Z’s MSG concert sold out in 1 second. LMAO! I’m kidding.

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Roxanne Shante is kind of fighting back on recent reports that she lied about having that PHD and a bunch of other stuff.

“I’m just gonna let it go … What he’s [slate.com] trying to do is trying to get himself known, to get the popular sites to read after him. This is not a $5 billion Ponzi scheme. What would make someone go so hard and heavy at that?”

I think Alfamega would like to know the answer to that question too. [Source] Well, I guess its time to move on.

JAY-Z’S REAL FRIEND

I wrote this yesterday, but I wanted to make sure this was all cleared up and up and away. I guess we got too eager over the Shyne rumors.

Hey, I’m a big Jay-Z fan, but I am not the biggest so I don’t know all the in’s and out’s of dude’s life. From what I have been told, Jay-Z isn’t talking about Shyne on that Jeezy song. Somebody that clearly knows more than me says he’s talking about his boy in the FED’s who’s name is Emory. Apparently this dude is now incarcerated in Lexington, KY and has since been transferred to Pineknot, KY. From what I understand, this was also addressed on Kingdom Come. Apparently, this is the real dude – not Shyne.

ANOTHER BABY FOR WAYNE?

I have not a clue how many babies Lil Wayne is set to have. I mean, there are the two that we know of. BUT, I have recently gotten rumors or info from a pair of other chicks that say they are having Wayne’s baby too. Well, actually the most recent one is saying that she is “100% sure” she is pregnant by Lil Wayne. A crazy notion to even think! The girl’s ex-boyfriend even know about it. Must be wild….I am hearing this other girl is from the mid-West.

CHRIS AND RIHANNA GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN IN MEXICO?

I’ll tell ya…this sure is getting old. Nevertheless, in a rumor drought, you gotta report it. We all know Chris and RiRi cannot see each other for five years. Well, there are rumors going around suggesting that hey pair are looking to go to Acapulco, Mexico to link up. Apparently this is not a violation of Chris’ agreement with the state of Cali. Does Breezy really wanna go this route? I think not. But, it is being said that both have conferred with their lawyers to determine the legalities of this.

SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

DIDDY AND RAEKWON DISS SKINNY JEANS!

Honestly, I think the skinny jeans thing has lingered, because so many people have dissed it. I heard last night Diddy and Raekwon went IN on the skinny jeans! I heard they said that the jeans cause all sorts of ailments and that it is just time to let that phase go. I think skinny jeans are the equivalent to Hammer pants back in the day. They might be trendy now, but in a couple of years, you will look like a damn clown. Obviously, HAMMER doesn’t look like a clown…they are Hammer pants! Anyway…

I heard Raekwon say something about himself being David and Jay-Z being Golithe and that he was going to win. I don’t know, but it seems like Rae is really going at it. Here is a problem I think Rae may encounter. He may not have enough product out there for the masses to consume. I heard he shipped far less than Jay-Z. Anyway, Rae is number 1 on iTunes for now and that’s great news for Hip-Hop.

WTF?

This dude is going in on Worldstarr Hip-Hop and backing it up in deed! Holy Crap! It seems there is a computer shortcut that allows u to refresh the page over and over, which results in mad more hits.

This is…interesting! WHOA!MAIA CAMPBELL UPDATE!

Perhaps a reader was right. While that video of Maia Campbell was very disturbing, it seems to have raised the proper awareness. Necole Bitchie has run a statement about this. I hope they keep her away from those bums she was with.

“Maia is in treatment. And she said that there is hope for Maia’s recovery but the prayers of “50,000,000? people can make the difference, because Maia doesn’t like to stay in treatment, and her treatment involves drug withdrawal as well as treatment for her disorders. She asked me to tell you that Maia’s disorders are exasperated and sent out of control by substance abuse. Pre-existing and early onset bi-polar, clinical depression and schizophrenia can be sent out of control by marijuana (the worst culprit), alcohol and of course, synthetic and street drugs. Maintain your hope for Maia’s recovery. Nancy said, “She can use her beauty, talent, and celebrity for the good of others.”

THE COPS WERE CALLED TO HALLE BERRY’S HOUSE!

It seems like the coppers are very protective of Ms. Halle Berry. I would too. If I was a cop, any opportunity to rush over her house would be taken and abused to the fullest degree. Anything to get near to my Halle. Anyway, it seems that something set off the alarm in the house and the cops responded with force and speed, I was told. It all turned out to be nothing. If I was the cop, I would have been something. I would have been like, “Ms. Berry, I believe the problem came from your bed room. You and I need to check this out to ensure your safety. Please, let us go.” LOL…sorry, sorry…bad seed!

I HATE SMART DUMMIES!!!!!!

Arrrrrgh! Check it, yesterday I wrote that LL Cool J was the first artist to release an album on Def Jam. I KNEW what I was writing when I said that, right? So, here comes the super duper historian cat. He tells me, “You need to check your history.” So dude says that LL Cool J was NOT the first rapper to release an album on Def Jam Records. So, here I am in my head thinking….”Well, who the hell is the first person to release an album on Def Jam, if not LL.” I’m like…I know its not T La Rock, because he only did a single or so. He was the first person to release a song on Def Jam and LL was the album. I await dude’s reply!!!!!!!!

EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!

Brother Franklin is a dancing zealot! You have to love it!

HERE IS VID OF T-PAIN DISSING JAY-Z

Well, we read about it and tweeted about it. Here is the vid.

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THE TWITTER FOLLIES

I have decided to add a new section to my lil’ rumor home. I am calling it the TWITTER FOLLIES. This is a section devoted to all the tom foolery that goes down on Twitter. I know you all follow these crazies so I am interested in knowing. I try to see what’s good, but I miss stuff. Let me know what’s good!

Here we go!

RUDY, DON’T DO IT!

I know this isn’t helping…calling her Rudy, but I don’t want to see Keisha Knight Pullium in Playboy! According to Twitter, she is strongly considering taking it off. I know those pervs at Playboy would love nothing more than to see our Cosby child star bucket naked. Don’t do it!

FAB, FAB, FAB!

I commend Fab for defending his position yesterday as T-Pain dissed him on Twitter. The only thing is…THE T-PAIN THAT DISSED HIM WAS A FAKE!!!! Fab went IN on the real T-Pain! Here is what Fab said:

While, I am kinda looking at Fab with the SMH look, at least he didn’t erase his tweets like others.

Here is an ill pic of the boys in better times.

NEW FAT JOE!!!

This song’s kinda good!

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CHRIS BROWN’S PAD

Now, we can see why he is naming his CD Graffiti.

B’S EX BOYFRIEND?

Looks like somebody might want to be recognized as the original. Not sure, but I got this emailed to me repeatedly.

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FAT JOE, WE LOVE YOU!!!

They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!

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Hell Rell Accuses Jim Jones Of Stealing Royalties In Lawsuit

The beef between former Dipset members Hell Rell and Jim Jones has landed in court in a new lawsuit against Jim Jones and a number of record labels.

 

Hell Rell, born Durell Mohammed, was a member of Cam’ron’s Diplomats crew, which at one point featured Cam, Jim Jones, Juelz Santana, Hell Rell, Max B and others.

 

The lawsuit, which was filed in New York County Court, claims that Jim Jones, Koch, Tycoon Entertainment Babygrande Records and E1 cheated him out of royalties.

 

Hell Rell signed with Koch/E1 in 2007 and released one album for the label, Hell Up in Harlem.

 

That album was followed with 2008’s Black Mask, Black Gloves, which was released via the mom & pop label, Babygrande Records.

 

Hell Rell recently expressed his grievances with his former group members, claiming that Jim Jones and Juelz Santana ruined The Diplomats.

 

Santana has defended himself and Jones against any wrong doing, claiming Hell Rell needed a Diplomat reunion for financial reasons.

 

Hell Rell recently inked a deal with Money Maker Entertainment/EMI to release his third official album, Live From Hell.

 

Live From Hell is due in stores October 6.