Miami Midnight ballerina works 8-hour shift. Then she sees the tips she made—and now she has just one question
‘My friend is a “midnight ballerina” here and some nights she pulls in $2,000.’

Nashville man uses the gym hot tub. Then a woman puts her bag near his stuff on the pool chair: ‘Don’t overthink it, just talk to her…’
‘This is like watching the nature show with the birds dancing.’

Colorado woman goes through the McDonald’s drive-thru. Then a worker ‘humbles’ her: ‘I don’t drink Diet Coke’
‘She got me.’

‘I hope they see the loss in revenue’: Man goes to Buc-ee’s for road trip pit stop. Then he calls out its new policy
‘I wouldn’t spend 10 cents in that place.’

Oregon woman goes to the gym. Then a man interrupts her to ask about her tattoo: ‘My biggest pet peeve’
‘That’s why I stop going to commercial gyms.’

‘I’m not the target audience’: Woman goes to Twin Peaks for the first time. She didn’t expect what happened once she ate there
‘Try ojos locos.’

‘I’m glad Dr. Pepper has never failed me’: Man buys can of Coke—he immediately dumps it out in the sink a sip too late
‘It smelled like a stink bug sprayed with bug killer.’

‘Upload your ID’: Amazon driver asks for customer’s name at the door. They give their real name—and that means he can’t hand it over
‘Just deliver the packages bro.’

‘You don’t like that I post about being sick?’: Friend group talks trash about a girl from high school who has MS. Then one sends her screenshots of the group chat
‘Some people graduate from high school but never really leave.’

Woman goes through McDonald’s drive-thru for a McMuffin. Then a car cuts her off: ‘He was trying to claim my order’
‘Grand theft McMuffin is a new level of low.’

Man gets on American Airlines flight from Connecticut to Florida. Then the toilet floods the plane: ‘I just know they were all refunded’
‘This would never happen on Delta.’

Toronto small business owner receives $2,158 Jellycat order from elderly woman. Then she gets a second, eerily similar order: ‘I think Shopify owes you the money’
‘I wish I had “extra large jelly cat” money lol.’

‘I tried a Nescafé café’: Arizona man goes to the Great Pyramids of Giza in Egypt. Then he gets charged double
‘Its definitely a pyramid scheme.’

‘If the vibe is right… ’: Phoenix ‘skripper’ says actually, she does actually LIKE like her customers. Then she reveals how to get on her good side
‘I still talk to my breasturant regulars almost a decade later.’

Nebraska man takes cruise on Enchantment of the Seas. Then 2 windows blow out: ‘No thanks’
‘And this is why I will never go on a cruise!!’

‘This happens all the time’: Midnight ballerina reveals the biggest ick she gets from customers. Then a bartender chimes in
‘A lot of men go to the club to flex on other men.’

Florida man orders $35 worth of DoorDash. Then he immediately has to throw it away: ‘Lord when you showed the dog I lost it’
‘I won’t be ordering DoorDash for a while.’

‘Don’t let her hear about Quentin Grimes’: Girlfriend asks boyfriend how Kelly Oubre Jr. is doing this season. He’s upset by the question
‘That’s a sign and a red flag.’

Houston woman buys $12 press-on nails from Marshalls. Now she’s vowing never to return to the salon again: ‘Try SHEIN too!’
‘I can’t believe how good the quality is on these.’

Woman goes on a Princess Cruise. Then she goes out dancing at the night club: ‘Not the clurb I’m used to’
‘THIS is why I only cruise Princess.’
