‘I’ve worked with hundreds of people and I’ve probably touched 4 shoulders’: Woman hires personal trainer. Then he squeezes her to fix her ‘form’
‘Was it for 5 Mississippi’s?’
‘The water & coke but never touching the water irks me!!’: Servers are sharing their ‘server betrayal lists.’ Are you on them?
‘This gotta be longhorn.’
Maryland Amazon driver says she lost service. She didn’t expect the company to take the van, leave her stranded: ‘Sue them for endangering your life’
‘I do workers comp claims for Amazon. They do y’all dirty.’
President Donald Trump Says US “Bum Rushed” Maduro Using Classic Hip-Hop Slang
Donald Trump said Maduro got “bum rushed so fast” during capture, using slang popularized by Public Enemy’s 1987 debut album.
Donald Trump Dances To Rapper Vanilla Ice During Mar-A-Lago Party
Vanilla Ice performed ‘Ice Ice Baby’ at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago NYE party, joined by a dancing Ninja Turtle as officials danced along.
Donald Trump Has New Year Meltdown In Attack Against “Ungrateful Loser” Ilhan Omar & Somalia
Donald Trump launched a New Year’s Eve social media attack on Rep. Ilhan Omar and Somalia over Minnesota’s $9 billion fraud scandal.
LeBron James Accused Of Golfing During National Anthem & MAGA Maniacs Go Nuts
LeBron James drew MAGA backlash after video showed him swinging a golf club during the national anthem before the Lakers Christmas Day loss.
‘Get the new iPhone 17 on us’: Ex-Verizon, T-Mobile worker says carrier trade-ins aren’t worth it. Then he reveals where to get the cheapest upgrade
‘I tried exchanging it online. Verizon sent me a refurbished phone as if it were new.’
‘I saw a transformation I can’t explain’: Chicago rock star said that he was with someone he saw turn into a shapeshifter. Years later, fans think they’ve determined who it is
‘Britney Spears said same thing.’
‘Leave no tips’: Chicago server assumes Platinum Amex card doesn’t belong to Black man. Then he swipes it
‘I have an Amex and the person checked my id and the card four times before she ran it.’
Naked Doritos Coming To Save Humanity One Chip At A Time
PepsiCo just took the glow out of Doritos and Cheetos, promising the same flavor without the orange finger trauma.
Rapper Drags Goat Across Stage Prompting Animal Cruelty Outrage
Highstarlavista caused outrage after dragging a baby goat across a Nigerian concert stage, triggering animal abuse charges.
‘Yes Dyson, I have gotten a new battery’: Louisiana woman gets Dyson. Then she tries to vacuum more than one room of her home at a time
‘This is what made me switch to Shark and I’ve never looked back lol.’
California Amazon customer orders wired Apple EarPods for $19. Then she opens the box and questions if she’s going to jail: ‘Am I being bamboozled?’
‘Girl sell em for $100 each.’
Man buys $7 California Pizza Kitchen from Walmart. Then he realizes something major is missing: ‘It probably tastes the same either way’
‘Whoever made that’s lowkey over that job.’
Jake Paul Broken Jaw KO Shatters Netflix’s Most-Watched Clip Record
Jake Paul suffered a shattered jaw after Anthony Joshua knocked him out on Netflix, capping a record-setting Miami fight watched by 33 million worldwide.
‘The amount of messages I have received’: California woman says this ‘iconic’ tourist destination is unsafe for women. Then she reveals why
‘The sketchiest place I’ve ever been.’
Diddy’s Son Shows Off Freaky Sex Gifts As Dad Fights For Freedom
King Combs received wild Christmas gifts, including a penis joke book and sex coupons, while father Diddy appeals his prison sentence.
‘I did not know this’: You know when a server presents you with a bottle of wine? This Maryland hospitality expert says you don’t understand the real reason she’s doing it
‘I’m a server and it’s always so awkward.’
‘Does their warehouse bother to check returned items?’: California woman buys from Amazon. Then she gets something that’s ‘clearly used.’ Then it happens 4 more times
‘I received some underwear with streaks in it.’
