Woman goes to La Quinta Inn in Phoenix. Then her dog does meth: ‘She is acting completely different’
‘It could’ve turned out really differently.’

Los Angeles woman goes to Twin Peaks and H######. Then she goes to Ojos Locos: ‘Have you SEEN the girls who work at Ojos?’
‘As a former twin peaks girl, you’re so right.’

Donald Trump Says He Loved Getting His “Ass Kissed” By Apple CEO Tim Cook
Donald Trump claims Tim Cook called him during his first term, asking for help, and he loved having his ass kissed by Apple’s CEO.

‘I will only be using Ticketmaster from now on’: Woman buys $500 tickets to Atlanta Cardi B show on SeatGeek months in advance. Then the day of the concert comes
‘This happened to me with Sabrina Carpenter. They do NOTHING to help.’


‘You’re 60 years old talking about a vibe?’: Missouri 19-year-old goes to tour apartment. Then she leaves in tears
‘I literally called and asked questions and she hung up on me.’

Man hikes deep into the California Redwoods. Then he finds a dog—tied up: ‘We have a situation’
‘You have been chosen.’

Los Angeles waitress gets her rear smacked by customer. Then she begins to believe his excuse. Then she gets one final piece of evidence: ‘I will end him’
‘I really need to stop giving people the benefit of the doubt.’

North Carolina woman goes on first date with Hispanic man to his company party. Everyone’s talking about her in Spanish—then she pulls an Uno Reverse: ‘Whole vibe switches’
‘Now everyone’s being nice to me now.’

Woman reaches for rotisserie chicken at Los Angeles Sam’s Club. Then a woman grabs it out of her hands: ‘Walmart type behavior’
‘I would’ve lost my membership that day.’

Idaho man notices his DoorDash driver’s been parked in a movie theater for 2 hours. Then he pulls up to confront him: ‘Dude what’s taking so long?’
‘2 hours in a movie theater car park. Guy went and saw a movie….’

‘Lyft and Uber literally do not care about their customers’: Dallas woman tries to file a complaint after late-night ride goes south. Then Lyft responds by retaliating against her
‘Yall lets switch back over to taxis.’

‘I’m devastated’: Maryland woman orders go-to $6.99 meal at Taco Bell. Then she notices a major change
‘Real ones remember when it was a $5 box.’

Ice Spice Attackers Branded As Clout Chasing Cowards Over McDonald’s Attack
Ice Spice got into a physical altercation with a fan at a Los Angeles McDonald’s that spilled onto the street and left both women on the ground.

Katy Perry Investigated By Police For Allegedly Rubbing Her V##### On Ruby Rose’s Face
Katy Perry faces a formal police investigation in Australia after Ruby Rose filed a report detailing allegations from a 2010 Melbourne nightclub incident.

Kanye West’s Childhood Art Jumps From $23K To $3.1 Million In Value
Kanye West’s teenage art collection just jumped from a $23K appraisal to $3.1 million after a proper reassessment by a professional appraiser.


‘I’m holding back my Burmese mountain dog’: Oklahoma woman’s King Charles spaniel goes on walk. Then her neighbor’s pit bull brutally attacks it
‘This is actually why I’m scared to walk my dogs.’

‘Tried to spend $175’: Atlanta woman gets in Lyft. Then Amanda the driver steals her wallet
‘It’s always Lyft.’

Snowflake Elon Musk Benefited From Apartheid, Now He’s Whining About Racism
Elon Musk claims South Africa won’t license Starlink because he’s not Black, but his family built their wealth under apartheid.
